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I love Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned or disguested.. These are some of such examples..

WARNING: Disturbing Content



#11: THE KILLER LOBSTER BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the comments being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her.....
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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#1: Rob having to legally change his last name from Dyke to Gavagan, because it was getting his videos demonetized and hurting him professionally. Throughout the video, you can feel the annoyance and disappointment in his voice.

#2: Rob admits in a video he watched a elder woman die in the hospital, just to know how it felt. When talking about it, he doesn't describe it as a proud moment, just something that happened.

#3; The always bubbly and happy Matthew Santoro admitting he was suffering depresson. Along with the fact he was in a abusive relatonship with Nicole Arbour (she the abusive one...
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that...
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2013:

It's here we are first introduced to recurring character, Carly Townley/De Santa. The fictional 2nd daughter to Amanda and Michael. My series never really gave a real introduction, she just kinda "showed up", so here's my attempt.

Carly's age mixes from my stories, and her orginal creator, xXBalorBabeXx, who protrays her as a teen. Mine, she's always in her early 20's. Might actually be older than Tracy and Jimmy in mine, unike the orginal. Carly's history involves having witnessed Brad's death in North Yankton, and being mistreated and picked on by everyone in the family except Michael,...
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#1:
Narrator (Doobie DoOver): So in school. Dolan had a giant crush on this girl. When she finally talked to him, he got a boner.. He tried to hide it when Hellbent came out of nowhere.
Hellbent (screaming): DUDE YOU HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION! SEE, LOOK AT YOUR CROTCH!!

#2:
Hellbent: (narrating) So what’s my dumbest reason for getting detention? Well I was a trouble maker. So it’s usually justified.. But there was this one time.. I was in preschool, we were learning to draw L’s. Mrs Jenkins made it clear we start from the top to the bottom.. But being a rebel, I drew it from the bottom to...
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