Michael Scott Favorite Michael moments

snoznoodle posted on Nov 19, 2007 at 12:26PM
What are your favorite moments or quotes? Here are a few awesome Talking Heads of his.

Michael: What happens to a company if somebody takes their boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.

Michael: Andy Bernard. Pros: He's classy. He gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons: I don't really trust him.

I also love: "Dwight you ignorant slut."

AND
Michael: Can I have yout attention please? Christmas is cancelled.
Stanley: You can't cancel a holiday.
Michael: Keep it up Stanley and you'll lose New Year's.
Stanley: And what does that mean?
Michael: Jim take New Year's away from Stanley!

What are your favorites?

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over a year ago tyleroffice4 said…
Those are Great. I love him in Basketball! Michael-Stanley of Course. Stanley- Excuse me. Michael- You Play Center? Why of Cousre Michael- I didnt Hear that. Jim- I did

Also I love this Oscar- I can Help out if you Want. Michael- We will use you Talents come Baseball Season or if we Box!
over a year ago marissa said…
Basket Ball was amazing for Michael. I mean, that work-out? That dance? Priceless.

And, of course, the Booze Cruise dance.

And the improv class.

I'm sure I'll think of a zillion more later....
over a year ago snoznoodle said…
Michael: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!