Setting: Michael and his girlfriend(now fiance) Diane have just had their first child. Michael is onset of "Smooth Criminals" with his friend Alicia when a fellow dancer walks up to them.

Dancer: Hey Jackson! i need to have a word with you
Alicia: Who the hell you callin Mr. Jackson? He's your boss, its not the other way around.
Michael: Alicia cool it, turns his attention to the fellow dancer. What do you want?
Dancer: So whats this i hear you had a baby with that so called whore of yours?
Alicia takes out her phone and begins filming whats going on
Michael:gets right in the dancers face Yea we did have a baby and for your information she's not a whore.
Dancer: So you two had sex?
Alicia does a face palm
Michael: takes a step back Nope i went to her trailer one day and she told me you know i wanna have a baby. So she gave me a bowl and playboy magzine and sent me to the bathroom, i did my thing and she took a turkey baster and injected my sperm in to her area. And 9 months later we had a baby.
Alicia begins to laugh like crazy, while the dancer looks at michael dumbfounded
Dancer: So you two didnt have sex?
Michael: Yes we had sex you stupid idiot, how else do you think it happened?
Dancer turns and walks away without a single word

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