Michael and his girlfriend(now fiance) Diane have just had their first child. Michael is onset of "Smooth Criminals" with his friend Alicia when a fellow dancer walks up to them.
Hey Jackson! i need to have a word with you
Who the hell you callin Mr. Jackson? He's your boss, its not the other way around.
Alicia cool it, turns his attention to the fellow dancer.
What do you want?
So whats this i hear you had a baby with that so called whore of yours?
Alicia takes out her phone and begins filming whats going on
Michael:gets right in the dancers face
Yea we did have a baby and for your information she's not a whore.
So you two had sex?
Alicia does a face palm
Michael: takes a step back
Nope i went to her trailer one day and she told me you know i wanna have a baby. So she gave me a bowl and playboy magzine and sent me to the bathroom, i did my thing and she took a turkey baster and injected my sperm in to her area. And 9 months later we had a baby.
Alicia begins to laugh like crazy, while the dancer looks at michael dumbfounded
So you two didnt have sex?
Yes we had sex you stupid idiot, how else do you think it happened?
Dancer turns and walks away without a single word