Setting: Michael and his girlfriend(now fiance) Diane have just had their first child. Michael is onset of "Smooth Criminals" with his friend Alicia when a fellow dancer walks up to them.
Dancer: Hey Jackson! i need to have a word with you
Alicia: Who the hell you callin Mr. Jackson? He's your boss, its not the other way around.
Michael: Alicia cool it, turns his attention to the fellow dancer. What do you want?
Dancer: So whats this i hear you had a baby with that so called whore of yours?
Alicia takes out her phone and begins filming whats going on
Michael:gets right in the dancers face Yea we did have a baby and for your information she's not a whore.
Dancer: So you two had sex?
Alicia does a face palm
Michael: takes a step back Nope i went to her trailer one day and she told me you know i wanna have a baby. So she gave me a bowl and playboy magzine and sent me to the bathroom, i did my thing and she took a turkey baster and injected my sperm in to her area. And 9 months later we had a baby.
Alicia begins to laugh like crazy, while the dancer looks at michael dumbfounded
Dancer: So you two didnt have sex?
Michael: Yes we had sex you stupid idiot, how else do you think it happened?
Dancer turns and walks away without a single word
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Dancer: Hey Jackson! i need to have a word with you
Alicia: Who the hell you callin Mr. Jackson? He's your boss, its not the other way around.
Michael: Alicia cool it, turns his attention to the fellow dancer. What do you want?
Dancer: So whats this i hear you had a baby with that so called whore of yours?
Alicia takes out her phone and begins filming whats going on
Michael:gets right in the dancers face Yea we did have a baby and for your information she's not a whore.
Dancer: So you two had sex?
Alicia does a face palm
Michael: takes a step back Nope i went to her trailer one day and she told me you know i wanna have a baby. So she gave me a bowl and playboy magzine and sent me to the bathroom, i did my thing and she took a turkey baster and injected my sperm in to her area. And 9 months later we had a baby.
Alicia begins to laugh like crazy, while the dancer looks at michael dumbfounded
Dancer: So you two didnt have sex?
Michael: Yes we had sex you stupid idiot, how else do you think it happened?
Dancer turns and walks away without a single word
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Dear liz,
impatience is not usually my weakness.But your letters torment me.They make me want to saddle a horse and ride to your house(dont ask me how i would cross the ocean),where i would make you explain yourself.
You know,i never thought things would happen this way.i'm planning to attend a seminar simply because lisa will be there.my heart is broken.i'd see her and it would mend.i'd leave her and it'd break again.the seminar is three nights.it will break three times.
But maybe i have lost nothing.she never was what i thought her.so i've lost nothing. she laughed in my face many times before.love is cruel you know? I have to go.write back soon.
Missing you.
Michael.
impatience is not usually my weakness.But your letters torment me.They make me want to saddle a horse and ride to your house(dont ask me how i would cross the ocean),where i would make you explain yourself.
You know,i never thought things would happen this way.i'm planning to attend a seminar simply because lisa will be there.my heart is broken.i'd see her and it would mend.i'd leave her and it'd break again.the seminar is three nights.it will break three times.
But maybe i have lost nothing.she never was what i thought her.so i've lost nothing. she laughed in my face many times before.love is cruel you know? I have to go.write back soon.
Missing you.
Michael.
Debbie Rowe was at Michael Jackson's mausoleum in Glendale, crying hysterically and hugging fans.
The emotional gathering occurred at Forest Lawn Memorial Park, where a bunch of Michael Jackson fans meet on the third day of every month and bring cards, gifts and letters from fans around the world ... this according to LisaBurks.com.
Turns out Debbie- Michael's ex-wife- showed up to Forest Lawn as the meeting was in full swing, and started hugging MJ's fans and crying.
The emotional gathering occurred at Forest Lawn Memorial Park, where a bunch of Michael Jackson fans meet on the third day of every month and bring cards, gifts and letters from fans around the world ... this according to LisaBurks.com.
Turns out Debbie- Michael's ex-wife- showed up to Forest Lawn as the meeting was in full swing, and started hugging MJ's fans and crying.