what are some good michael stories that you read and were funny and then after you read it you couldnt stop laughing

There are 2
1) In the memorial, when magic Johnson said that when he came to Michael's home, Michael asked him about what he wanted to eat, he said fried chicken, and then Michael brought KFC and they both ate. it was sooo funny, Watch it on YouTube.
2) When I was taking quizzes on fanpop. There was a question about what Michael sings in the shower, the answer was "I'm super cool, super hot, I'm the guy you like a lot!!" xD

While watching the 2003 documentary,"Living With Michael Jackson," he's in Germany back in 2002 and this young fan habitually grabs himself out of respect for Michael and he's laughing head off.

there's alot. but the most recent one I've heard was when Michael was just a few months old and his mom would turn on the washing machine and it would have this rhythm and Michael would sit next to it and rock back and forth to it keeping the beat! haha, it makes me laugh everytime! its soo cute!! xD