give me a funny caption for this pic!!

What, me carrying a purse bothers you? I've got to keep my lipstick some where. I was carrying it in my front, right side pocket but everyone kept staring at it there!

Note to self; When the woman says she'll be back in a sec can you please hold my purse, she really means, I'll be back in several hours hold my purse.

Mike: "The saleswoman at the store told me it was a MAN bag...ALL the rage in Paris. But Latoya told me she has one just like it. Boy do I feel stupid."

Dammit it's not a purse...
Its'a MANBAG!!

Is it the idea of me carrying a purse that bothers you or is it just THIS purse from the 70's you have a problem with?

mj: i'm mike & i want 2 confess my new obsession. it was jackets & gloves, then sunglasses. now it's ugly bags. welcome 2 ugly bag club for men. we have over 200 members. i'm not only president but i'm also a member.

man stares at michael:

michael:what are you lookin at? you've never seen me with a decreative man bag before? who says guys cant carry a bag but only women can?

woman joins in the staring:

woman: its not the bag, its your face.

michael: what?! whats wrong with my face? whats wrong with my face?! its suppose to be attractive!

woman: it is

woman's man runs off screaming:

man:NOOO! I LOST HER TO A BETTER LOOKING GUY A.K.A. MICHAEL JACKSON!

michael: haha, works every time.

Michael: Wow, who ever knew that a purse can make a man so atractive looking

WOMAN: Thank you so much for finding my purse

Michael: This was yours??? DAMN IT!!!!

Woman: Bye

Michael: Security!!!! get thee car were going to JC Penny for a purse!!!!