The cops did the eye test on me and it was SO SCARY! But they let me go whew!

I got arrested for DUI of marijuana and for possession. O well, lesson learned. Don't drive around with weed in the car. Smoke it at your house.

I pretended to be a tourist and started speaking in french and they just let me go with a warning after 15 minutes.

hahah that last ones the best^^

I got a DUI for smokin it in the car.. Went through a road block.. at least the car didn't get towed, but 24hr suspension.. It was the Christmas season. Won't do that one again.

Was busted at a park by some bike cops.. The guys I was with gave us girls all the stuff, cause we couldn't get searched.. Oh the good Old days..

Peace,
Miss Mary Jane

To be completley honest though the belgium police r pretty chilled baout it - touch wood :p

Not for smoking but once for selling less than a gram to a friend 'cause he was desperate and it was my last bit till I went to my dealer. Some one rats him out 'cause he was showing it off, then he rats me out, GOD DAMN!

when I was fourteen I got caught with a pipe and i didn't even know what it was. I had never tried drugs and had no interest before my school railroaded me. so I figure everyone thinks I'm a pot head anyway, might as well try it. Thank god I did lol. :)

im moving to belgium

Lol, just the tother day, my friend got caught with some - it wasn't much like a couple of grams - so he got to the police station and the guy is likewhy are u here? and he explains? and the cops like "they made you come all the way here? what a joke! Go away i have better things to do!"

my mom found a bong in my room and wanted to drug test me. praise allah she didn't.

ya got caught in school with almost 4grams and stoned off my ass. but i didnt have to go to court. now i live to smoke and smoke to live.

Pulled over twice in two weeks. Both times the stench of weed was strong in my car. The officers kindly both mentioned it and than proceeded to question if I was under the influence and do a full search of my car; both times!! My passengers both got ticketed, but I escaped TICKETING both times. I APPRECIATE THE OFFICERS APPROACH AND DELICATE RESPECT FOR ME, because I AM IN FULL CONTROL when lighting up and smoking. I had no possession of that weed, but I did smoke it.

yeah i did not the worst thing though

I almost got sent to jail on my 18th bday trying to get in a club with 5 nice g's of good stincky weed and a grider, but one of my best friends saved my ass and convinced the security guards not to call the cops and ended the nite without my grinder and my weed, but not caged xD (the grider was a sweet bday present btw)

I've walked around my hometown smokin a bowl, man. Cops didn't do shit. Ahhhh, I miss that place

We were smoking in my car at a park after hours and a cop comes up all sniffing around. He even asked if it was weed he smelled, I just said no it isn't and the dumb ass let us go.

not yet. :) KNOCK ON WOOD.

no. im not ignorant like all these people here.

Ok so i just got done smoking a half oz and im walking home at 2 am with my brother and a couple of friends and i see that stupid ass spotlight shine in our faces and im like fuck...im too stoned for this.I had my bowl in my pocket and my bro was holding a make-shift bong in his hands and the cop searched me found the bowl crushed it then crushed the bong gave me back my bowl in a million peices and told me to get rid of it and let us go.

I'm smart, I have medical probs, and I keep to myself!