1. Mess up his hair
2. Take him on a blind date with a dwarf woman.
3. Hide his hairbrushes
4. Throw feathers on him and run away.
5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond singing in the shower *shudders*
6. Curl his hair
7. Clip his ears
8. Hide his hair products
9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye
10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing
11. Call him "Igor" for a day
12. Tie him to a tree and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair
13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH...
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