SLOW DOWN THERE, KIDDOS.
Y'all are about to read something that's "not safe for work".
This fanfiction may cause:

- tears from butt-hurt SebaCiel shippers
- induced vomiting from zero talent on behalf of author
- rants from fangirls who only like yaoi and hetero will never suffice

The reasoning behind this fanfiction is because I had a three-day long trip, and my friend and I had a fic-swap. She wrote something for me, and I wrote... this. I am so sorry.

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"—is it crowded?" my voice sliced through the otherwise silent room.
"Is what crowded, exactly?" the slender figure inquired, bending to reach...

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A stain-colored coat,
You draped on me.
Saying I'll catch cold.

Your fingers gently
touched my long hair
A scene I sometime saw in a dream.

On top of a deck, a couple,
No! No!
In the refuge of your eyes, (my heart) goes "THUMP" "THUMP".
I intend to return a smiling face but...
I'm a lonely girl, so lonely girl.

A chance, the setting sun starts to whisper.
But, you know... the blue RIBBON won't come untied.

Shining, Dreaming, suddenly the sea breeze changes.
It's not that I don't love you.

Twilight always
resembles a wondrous country.
Making me count the stars.

(On the) Navy blue blazer,...

Name: Katsumi Kunoichi
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Status: Ninja
Occupation: Member of the "Sexy Kunoichi Tea Shop"
Eyes: Pink
Hair: Black
Accessories: Pink bow tied above her bangs
Habbit: Uses a microphone way too often, says 'hmph" after many of her sentences.
Personality: Dramatic, scornful, fast, quick-thinking
Bio: Katsumi, meaning victorious beauty, is the favorite neice of the Kunoichi sisters. After Konatsu (Katsumi's cousin), left to live with Ukyo after Ukyo promised to take care of him, Katsumi was enraged that he had left her alone and waited a year until she was finally given a bit more leash...

facts:

1) I like to wear corsets.
I enjoy wearing corsets, because they make me look like less of a chubby person. And I feel all Middle-Agey.

2) I can't go a day without coffee.
I have a bottle of iced coffee in the morning I take to school, and hot coffee in the evening when I relax in front of the computer. And sometimes more hot coffee in the wee hours of the night, around 11 or 12.

3) I can only write about dark subjects.
Some of you may already know this. It's difficult for me to write something that doesn't express a morbid thought.

4) Everything reminds of Kuroshitsuji.
And when I say everything,...