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*This is a remake of Kuroshitsugi episode 5 using sophisticated speech of that not found in the manga; no characters belong to me*

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The girl's arms and hands struggled to get free. A knot in the shape of a cross latched her wrists together on the back of the chair. She was confused and choked with fear. A cloth was shoved between her teeth and tied to the back of her head. With ruined makeup that lathered her teal eyes, she wept. A dark shadow came forth and buried her in darkness. It crouched down and removed the cloth, but briskly put a long, pale finger to it's lips, hissing her to be silent....

Ranma: So, Ryoga. Whats should I do with you now? That sounded a lot less nasty in my head.

Ryoga: You've got a lot of *jewish word*, but this is anime! The laws of physics down mean *jewish word*!

Ranma: Great. The ONE jewish athlete in the world and I just HAD to piss him off.

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Ryoga: *puts umbrella in front of himself* It is totally not suspicious that I don't want to get wet!

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Ranma: C'mon, Akane! Give us some jaw-breakers!

Ryoga: Like the ones in Ed Edd and Eddy.

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Kasumi: Oh my god! It's like a haircut from the devil himself!

Ranma: Don't mind me, just catching food, here.

Akane: Well at least...