Help me. Ohmygod, help me ;-;

First off, FUCKING EVERYTHING.
I'm going to cosplay Grell, okay, yeah so, I found these kickass authentic glasses keychains that I was going to buy, right? Yeah well now I can't find them. So if someone could rape Google until they find me some cheap Grell glasses chains for sale that would make my fragile existence blow the fuck up. ♥