i got a joke....its lame,but funny...(clears throat) what does an almost cooked egg say when you tell it a good joke? .......Answer= you cracked me up!!! (drum beat- silent and bored crowd)
Posted over a year ago
Remember, when someone annoy's you it take 42 different muscles to frown.
BUT..
It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and B*^%H SLAP that mother f&*^%$ upside the head!
Saturday joke:
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG...lol.
Posted over a year ago
Husband asks his wife, Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
...With Idiot For Ever
Posted over a year ago
wachen tv lol this dude looks like godzzlila lolbig head lol
face looks like monkey lol he funny godda go gonna wach a movie bye
Posted over a year ago
hey guys i have a joke: the officer:what's ur name?
the man :admen Adolf.
the officer:sex?
man :yeah once or twice a week...
officer:no i meant male or female?
man :oh yeah i do it with male. female anyone...
officer:holy cows....
man:yeah even cows,lots of animals
officer:oh dear....
man :no deer runs 2 fast :P:P:P:P:D:D:D:looooooooooooool
Posted over a year ago