It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
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An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
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