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SymmaGirl2 said:
Anime quotes that make me LOL!:
Edward Elric: I'm not short, I just live in a big world, goddammit!
Roy Mustang:*mimics Edward* I'm gonna pee my paaants!*end mimic* So tough, right?
Roy Mustang: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. When I become fürer, there will be changes. That day, all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!!!
Roy Mustang: I LOVE DOGS! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else!*shakes dog* They don't complain and they never once beg for a pay check! Trust me, Fuery, they are the great servants of man!*spins around with dog* *sing-song* LOYAL CANINES, HOW WE SALUTE THEE! Ha ha ha!
Tomo: Wow, that's cool.*looks at Chiyo* You're gonna die, ya know.
Edward Elric: I'll turn you all into fish!!!
Maes Hughes: Hey, I got a message from Roy.
Edward Elric: You mean the colonel?
Hughes: Yeah. He said, 'don't die under my command. You're enough of a problem without the paperwork'. That was it.
Edward: Tell him: I'm not dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex.
Italy: PASTAA~!
Russia: VODKAA~!
China: *slams head against a wall* NO NO NO NO NO!!!*wall breaks*
China: Kawaii aru!
South Korea: I will claim your breasts!
Sakura: I AM NOT A MONSTER!!!*grows to the size of a telephone pole and stomps on her brother* *thinks* Someday...
America: Hey, France! How do you stay so sexy thin all the time while eating whatever you want like a pig?
France: Well, I don't sit on my butt all day like you.
America: Hey, China! Is it your crushing poverty that keeps you so thin?
China: That's right! Hard to get fat in a famine! You could also try a traditional tea. Makes your colon slippery!
America:*takes a sip of tea and cringes* Ugh! This stuff tastes like ink!
America: Man, winter can suck on my jingle bells!
America: Hah! Uses these cute little sticks makes it harder to pig out!
Japan:*thinks* Maybe if I feed him some bad sushi he'rr go away...
Death the Kid: Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing.
Death the Kid: Is it like this here EVERY day?! Ugh! That's disgusting!
Soul: Yup, thats right. Anyone wanna take the sexy kitty away? She's free.
Soul: What? You think a cool guy like me would settle for a flat chested girl like her?
Maka: SHUT UP!!!
Death the Kid: Oh, clouds! Oh, sun! *whispers* I love you!
Death the Kid: Even your BOOBS are different sizes!
Just to name a few. XD
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