What would you do if you woke up and discovered Loki looking at you?

..you see I don't really have a home big enough to fit a bed but...if I woke up to see him I'd offer him snow cones that were made by frost giants.

I would scream and call the cops. How the hell did he get into my house? And what is he doing there anyways?

Yes, I think he's a great character, but I'm calling the cops on any creep who sneaks into my house.

I would scream!! Then I would apologize for screaming... XD And I would ask him why is he in my bedroom looking at me! O.o Then I would hug him, no matter if he would probably kill me ;)

I would scream various curses in multiple languages before throwing the nearest object (so... a massive pile of books) at him before proceeding to run out of my room crying and screaming at the same time.

I would then proceed to write about my awesome morning on my wall.

Crucio.
I sleep with a Harry Potter wand under my pillow so I would probably grab it first. Crucio is the first spell that usually pops into my mind because it stops everything that the victim is doing and causes them great pain. But it would keep them alive so that I could get answers. Then I would love Loki forever after apologizing immensely.

I would wonder what the heck he was doing in my room!

I would ask him what he was doing. Then I would get up and apologize for how messy I look (I'm a rough sleeper) Then I'd invite him to breakfast :)

Avada.
Kedavera!

Oh gosh, I hope not early in the morning! When I wake up I'm totally oblivious to everything around me until I have my breakfast, I swear. I'd probably be like: "Wha...? Sis, what are you doing in my room? GTFO." And then I would stumble downstairs, eat, go back upstairs to get dressed and Loki would still be there. Then I'd be like.... 0_0 "Oh crap... erm... sorry?"

Given him a hug?? or I do not know :P XD

Ask him what the hell he's doing in my room! Then I would blush when I realize how that sounds, and then I'd ask him how he got there, then ask him what he wants.

I would hit him with a bat and throw him out my window.

I don't like when people are looking at me when I'm sleep… anyway I would be positively surprised and I would ask him if he wants some pancakes!! XD

Well it depends if he was just standing or kneeling down to look at me or actually next to me while i woke up in bed. On both occasions it would take me a while to actually recognise that there was a creepy face staring at me... Then i would question myself who this person was and then i would realise it is Loki. I would be slightly creeped out... and then i would actually begin to question his presence in my room at 6am in the morning!!! (i'm not a morning person -_-)
Then the violent outrage (on my part) would be unleashed (chucking my phone, ipod, pillows, plushie dolls) before i would attack him myself. Mind you i probably will be easily defeated (i am only human... i think O.o). Then it would get awkward... so my only option would to be is ask him if he wants coffee, tea or Milo... then that would somehow lead to breakfast (or my demise T.T). But overall, i wouldn't mind... just instinct i suppose (the urge to ruffle his hair would be too much for me to handle in the morning). As long as he lightened up and smiled, i wouldn't mind waking up to that every morning (at a LATER time -_-) That is all.

I would probably stare like this O_O for a while. Then I would say something awkward like "Eh.. hey. What are you doing in my bedroom?" And I would blush, I can't help it -_-

*melts just thinking about it*

welkl first i'd be like whaaat (stil half asleep) then i would be loki 0_0 for about 5 minutes. after processing all of this i'd be all like heyy umm why are ya here? and then i'd most likely blush and do the shy giggle thing i do when i'm nervous around a guy i like. then i'd invite him for breakfast and we could make waffles and watch ace ventura together <3

hmmm... I probably would convince myself that i was still dreaming. Then if he began to talk or something i would freak out.

offer him breakfast

Probably scream for a minute then latch on his gorgeous body and kiss him to my hearts content, then...well...i think you know...

I'd just ask how can I help him. I'd try to contain my emotions, too, cause I doubt that witnessing his fan's overreacting is what he came for + I don't think it would be wise to annoy him in any way.

will he is my husband so he just wake up and hes witxh me sleep cus he love me or hes holding me close to him

If he is laying in the bed beside me then I would thank my lucky stars! And the rest of my answer is censored here because hey...! *winks*