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Lindsay
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Paris had two apples. She cut them up and sold them at an apple slice stand, and made enough loot to buy four apples. She kept doing that. Now Paris has one million apples. Apple Computers was so impressed, they gave Paris a one-billion-dollar deal to be their spokesperson. Now Paris is RICHRICHRICH!!
Linds had two apples. She fermented them into jailhouse wine and guzzled it. Now Linds has nothing, so she borrowed more apples from a "good friend for years". She never paid back the apples, so now Linds has debt. She blamed the debt on a black kid. Now the black kid is suing Linds for one billion dollars.
See the parallels? Neither does Linds. Or DUIna.
Linds had two apples. She fermented them into jailhouse wine and guzzled it. Now Linds has nothing, so she borrowed more apples from a "good friend for years". She never paid back the apples, so now Linds has debt. She blamed the debt on a black kid. Now the black kid is suing Linds for one billion dollars.
See the parallels? Neither does Linds. Or DUIna.
