QUIZ: HOW MUCH SHADE HAS LIAM PAYNE THROWN AT YOU THROUGH THE ONE DIRECTION YEARS? 

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Liam Payne\'s Twitter feed is always a source of either controversy (NO ONE mention Duck Dynasty, for crying out loud), hilarity, or confusion when he\'s writing about smelly pasta houses, and today it\'s very much the latter.

Proving that he\'s just naturally the dad of this fandom even when he tries not to be, it would seem that Papa Payno has only just caught on to the term \'throwing shade\', and last night he was finding it beyond hilarious.

Possibly a little bit worse for wear after his night out with Louis and Niall, Liam tweeted fans to let them know that his "curtains are currently throwing shade at me", which might be the world\'s most ultimate dad joke.

Then he told someone to "tuck into a huge slice of shade", which doesn\'t actually make very much sense and we suspect he doesn\'t fully understand the concept yet. Cake and shade aren\'t the same thing y\'know, Liam.

Then there came a simple emoji wearing SHADES. We see what he did there.

Then he decided to just make sure that everyone was aware of his new fave phrase, explaining that shade was "really making me laugh", because "that term is hilarious".

But then some bright spark made a reference to Justin Bieber\'s shady Snapchat earlier this week, and Liam was absolutely chuffed with his chance to finally use shade in its original and best form. Well done to this girl for making it stop.

Right, we really need to stop saying shade now because we\'ve absolutely killed it with this one single article and will probably never use it again in our entire lives. MAKE IT STOP.

Anyway, we decided that this was as good a reason as any to provide you with a highly accurate and scientific quiz on the matter, so get involved below to find out exactly how much shade Liam has been chucking at YOU over the years.

Let us know your result with a tweet to @Sugarscape, and the next person to use the term \'throwing shade\' gets a hole punch thrown at them.

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