*Sorry for mistakes!*

“I've always had a strange fear of spoons.”

“I would make Harry my personal slave and would make him drive me places.”

“I'd be a birthday cake!”

“I would... learn how to drive... have a nice car... and drive it.”

“Whenever I'm sad I just imagine babies with mustaches.”

“It's On Like Donkey Kong.”

Interviewer: "What's the meanest thing you've ever done?" Liam: One time I didn't say 'god bless you' when someone sneezed"

"Believe it or not, but even when I'm sleeping, I'm dreaming about meeting fans"

"Louis shaved my chin the other day, but then he accidentally shaved my nose"

"The most valuable lessons in life cannot be taught, they must be experienced"

"Live your dream and never wake up"

“I smile and think; This is my job, this is what I do for a living, and its what I’ve always wanted”

"The worst thing a boy could do to a girl? Well, personally I think it's to ignore her while she's loving you with all her heart"

"Dreams are like stars-You may never touch them, but if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny"

"We're on the roof and I'm absolutely freezing my peanuts off!"

"We went to a farm and they offered us to ride horses, there were only 4 horses so Harry rode a cow"

Interviewer: *Brings out picture of Danielle* "She's hot" Liam: "Calm down, she's mine"

"If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I'd buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then...pour ketchup on myself!"

Interviewer: If you were on a desert island with the boys, who would you eat first?
Liam: I’d eat Zayn, I don’t know why, but I would?’

"You gotta live hardcore to be hardcore"

“I realized today how much I care about my boys, sounds cheesy but they’re the best four mates I could have asked for”