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I'd give you a nasty look, but looks like you already have one
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I did a better job than your mom did at making you
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I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better comment than that
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I'd like to see things from your POV, but I just can't seem to get my head that
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If you're gonna be a smartass then be smart first, otherwise you're just an ass
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I bet you were up all night trying to come up with that one?
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You should wear a condom on your head, cause if you act like a dick you might as
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It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to breed
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The smartest thing to ever leave your mouth is a penis
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If I get you a tampon, will it calm you down?
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Out of millions of sperm, you had to be the fastest?
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I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
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Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can
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Starving yourself won't make you a supermodel, you have to actually look good too
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You're pretty... fucking ugly.
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.
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*You're a fail* so was your dad's condom
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*Fail!* No one asked for your life story
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*You're a fail* So was your mom's abortion
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