headphones aren't enough i need taylor swift to scream the lyrics of champagne problems in front of my face

there should be a three day weekend: one day to do Nothing, one day to do Something, and one day to do Laundry

call me entitled but i genuinely do believe that life can and should be easier than it is for like, everyone

Has anyone else drastically changed as a person over the past 2-3 years like I literally cannot remember what I was like in 2019

“It’s just one of those weeks” I tell myself, having picked a career that does not seem to have the other type of week.

Why does opening Instagram dms cause me such unique anxiety like I rly put that off… and it’s from people I know… they’re just saying shit like “hahaha” I’m like ahhh I don’t wanna open

no boomer shit but having unsupervised access to the internet since age 11 has done irreversible damage to my brain

why are “best acting compilations” always just scenes of guys getting really really mad

birth certificates really the most pointless thing, why i gotta prove to you i was born bro i’m right here

My life!!

Also the birth certificates, three day weekend, one of those weeks & unsupervised access to the internet

I saw the words "Taylor Swift" and clicked without reading any further lmao

this is such a call out YIKES

+ three day we, 2019, life should be easier