One day while sitting at home with her mom in Nashville Ke$ha receives a phone call.
(Phone Rings)
Ke$ha: hello?
voice on other end: Hello, this is Vince McMahon
Ke$ha(screams out in excitement) No way!
Vince: Indeed, i've noticed that you've come to embrace some of our former wrestlers style, which is the reason why I'm calling.
K$: really? why's that?
Vince: i was wondering if u were willing to embrace those styles in becoming a diva.
K$: r u for real? Hell yeah I do, I've been dreaming of this forever.
Vince: Wonderful, I'll set up a meeting here in Stamford so we can sign u.
K$: OK, I can';t believe this is happening(hangs up Phone)
Ke$ha's Mom: what was that scream about?
K$: I just got off the phone with the one and only Vince McMahon.
Ke$ha's brother: Shut Up! Get out of here!
K$: It's true He saw my warrior Facepaint. LOD shoulder pads, and My Jeff Hardy Double gun sign and Wants me to be a diva.
Brothers: Why? U aren't tough enough?
Mom; I don't think this is a good idea.
K$: Please Can I? I've been dreaming of this day my whole life.
Mom: Oh alright, Can't say no to my baby girl. but be careful.
K$: Yes! thanks Mom don't worry I will.
The next day Ke$ha get ready for her meeting with Vince.
K$: I wounder if he has a Bread.
Mom: U've never seen him?
K$; I only heard about him
After a long,but not that long of a flight Ke$ha arrives at WWE Headquarters.
K$: WWE Headquarters, I've Made It.
as Ke$ha walks through the doors, she comes face to face with the man himself Vince.
Vince: there u r
K$; the man himself Vince
Vince: Please Call me Mr.McMahon because soon I'll be your boss
K$: sorry
Vince: alright let's get down to business here's the contract once u sign it u WILL report to NXT, which is our training/performance center.
k$: What's my ring name gonna be?
Vince: that'll be given to u in due time for now focus on polishing your skills.
K$; I have a few Suggestions through.
Vince: Just Sign first then We'll talk about them.
So after much deliberation Ke$ha signs on the dotted line and soon afterward Ke$ha Warrior is born.