Justin Bieber Message to Beliebers

CaptainPerverto posted on Feb 22, 2011 at 12:35PM
You will never be with Justin Drew Bieber.

Even if he isn't gay (unlikely), there are millions of dumb little girls (very much like yourself) swooning over every burp of his. The chance that you will ever have an acknowledged meeting with him is less than .01%, and the chance that you'll ever have a relationship with him, is less than .0001%, and the chance that the two of you will get married is less than .000001% (.1% if you're a male Belieber).

This is Captain Perverto, giving you a reality check, you're welcome

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