Barely a day has gone by in the past week in which the teen star hasn't been the subject of a new, sometimes-deadly, always-crazy rumor.
What happened to Bieber? What hasn't happened?
1. He Died—Again: As we noted earlier, the weekend hoax was the fourth time since last August that the Biebster had gone to teen-idol heaven. This time, per Snopes.com, he supposedly was done in by a drug overdose.
2. He Got Outed by CNN for Contracting Syphilis: This one's just plain mean. It's easy enough, after all, to prove you're alive. It's beyond invasive to prove you don't have a sexually transmitted disease. Bieber needn't bother to do anything, of course. CNN did not report, as rumored, on the state of Bieber's health.
3. He Bribed Somebody to Cover Up the Fake Syphilis Story: This one's just plain laughable. The funniest part? Nobody seems to know who the reputed somebody—Chris Johnson—is. You know how many notable Chris Johnsons there are? Thirteen, per Wikipedia. You know how many Chris Johnsons there are in the world? A bajillion, per us. Gather.com guesses it might be one of their own Bieber-covering writers—one Chris Johnson, of course.
4. He Broke His Neck. While rushing to bribe Chris Johnson? Nah. In a car accident.
5. He Got Busted for Bar-Hopping. For a change, this one is not a rumor. Which is not to say it's a true story, either. TMZ reports police were called to a Maryland bar on a tip that the under-age singer was celebrating Miller time. Turns out the imbiber in question was not Bieber, but a perfectly innocent 27-year-old woman rocking Bieber bangs.
Yes, that is some week. Why, if the real Bieber hadn't been snapped frolicking on a beach in the Bahamas with Kim Kardashian, we'd accuse him of slacking off.
What happened to Bieber? What hasn't happened?
1. He Died—Again: As we noted earlier, the weekend hoax was the fourth time since last August that the Biebster had gone to teen-idol heaven. This time, per Snopes.com, he supposedly was done in by a drug overdose.
2. He Got Outed by CNN for Contracting Syphilis: This one's just plain mean. It's easy enough, after all, to prove you're alive. It's beyond invasive to prove you don't have a sexually transmitted disease. Bieber needn't bother to do anything, of course. CNN did not report, as rumored, on the state of Bieber's health.
3. He Bribed Somebody to Cover Up the Fake Syphilis Story: This one's just plain laughable. The funniest part? Nobody seems to know who the reputed somebody—Chris Johnson—is. You know how many notable Chris Johnsons there are? Thirteen, per Wikipedia. You know how many Chris Johnsons there are in the world? A bajillion, per us. Gather.com guesses it might be one of their own Bieber-covering writers—one Chris Johnson, of course.
4. He Broke His Neck. While rushing to bribe Chris Johnson? Nah. In a car accident.
5. He Got Busted for Bar-Hopping. For a change, this one is not a rumor. Which is not to say it's a true story, either. TMZ reports police were called to a Maryland bar on a tip that the under-age singer was celebrating Miller time. Turns out the imbiber in question was not Bieber, but a perfectly innocent 27-year-old woman rocking Bieber bangs.
Yes, that is some week. Why, if the real Bieber hadn't been snapped frolicking on a beach in the Bahamas with Kim Kardashian, we'd accuse him of slacking off.
My friend introduced me to justin 3 years ago on youtube.. i showed people at my school now we are all obbsessed!! I have all his songs:) We all have him all over our lockers and binders and rooms.. We just wish he'd come to toledo or detriot so we could watch him!!
Hez soo hot and i love hiz hair!! i cant belive he broke his foot though.. on new years we turned up the stereo as loud as we could and sang!!
Hez all are ringtones and wallpapers:) i wish i would of got a golden tick!! he needs to put out more contest!! Iv watched all his interviews and conserts and videos!! i love Justin!!!
Hez soo hot and i love hiz hair!! i cant belive he broke his foot though.. on new years we turned up the stereo as loud as we could and sang!!
Hez all are ringtones and wallpapers:) i wish i would of got a golden tick!! he needs to put out more contest!! Iv watched all his interviews and conserts and videos!! i love Justin!!!
hey all of yall that say justin bieber is ugly you are just haters because he has 1,000,000,000 girls on him and your not one of them stop being tater haters because i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejustin biebr
im not really a fan idk i consider famuse as normal people i would be exicted to meet them its just not a big deal to me. but music is my life i would like to meet justin suppose.
im not perfect i love music i just got a guitar azuska i love it . im considering making me a guirtist when i learn how . why do despret to meet a singer omg its amazing lolz ,
loves to your music and it would be nice to talk to you justin . geez how long does this thing have to bee .
if you cant see i love to write that is one of my talents also . hmmmmm .
im not perfect i love music i just got a guitar azuska i love it . im considering making me a guirtist when i learn how . why do despret to meet a singer omg its amazing lolz ,
loves to your music and it would be nice to talk to you justin . geez how long does this thing have to bee .
if you cant see i love to write that is one of my talents also . hmmmmm .
Many were and still are a huge fan of Justin Bieber. Justin was every girl's dream guy. He had the looks and the popularity. Now Justin has gone from being a good well behaved superstar to a bad superstar. I myself like Justin but I am not that big of a fan anymore because of his video for Boyfriend. Little kids like him and now they are going to see him all over a girl. Not a great example for kids. Justin Bieber needs to try to clean up himself. I know he cannot do anything about his video but he can set a better example.