1 You room is full of posters/pictures of him.

2 You HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.

3 You have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.

4 You have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.

5 If someone touches your JD stuff you take it off
them.

6 You get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.

7 You find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.

8 You get exited when you see one his movies is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.

9 You go to the cinema to see his movies even if
you don't know what it's about.

10 You compare other actors to...

THE TIME SINK of Twitter is a wonderful place to keep up with your friends and interests. Or if you prefer, waste your idle time snooping on other people whom you don't even know.

Just recently we have seen it used both in a malicious manner, to create and spread the rumour that Johnny Depp is dead, and in a pretty good way, to send a message from space.

As for Depp, he has been the victim of a terrible online hoax that has been used to spread malware.

Graham Cluley, who by the looks of things is a bit of a fan, wrote, "Innocent Internet users were fooled by the hoax, spreading messages to their...