Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.


Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!



Joey: Hey check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend. Rachel: O mi god. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

Chandler: Hey Rachel did you mind when Ross flirted with other people when you were together Rachel: No, no i minded when he slept with other people

Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 year old women put on a thong and she didnt even buy it!


Rachel: You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? Jill Green: No. What? Rachel: Well... she died.

(to Ross, and shes pregnet) You. Like you havnt done enough.

Oh my god Moinica and Chandler? Monica and Chandler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah remeber in high school when i diedand didnt give you my baby?


Make love to you? what are you a girl?


Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?


You know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.


But do you think that maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?


If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?



Monica, will you please tell Joey that he's a pig?


He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. Josh - Ua. Joshua.


Why can't I become a waitress? I love serving food (to myself).


Rachel: It's sick! Monica: Why is it sick? Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.



I was like, What can I do to be productive and make a difference for others? And City Year was just an amazing option.