Your coming home,and as u open the door,you see your favorite fictional character standing there shirtless,you do what?

If I came home and saw Edward Cullen standing shirtless in my house,I would do the following:

scream
faint
kiss him
ask him to turn me into a vampire
rip the rest of his clothes off
make mad,passionate love with him
and live HEA with him...FOREVER

Grab his hottttt ass and kiss him 👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

Kindly offer them a shirt