Perverts...

[wait 4 about 30 seconds, then start verse 1]

[Verse 1] Welcome 2 Wizard city, where it can B such a pity. Cause people always ask each other 4 help, hey why can't they finish the tasks themselves?

[Bridge 1] These wizards must use their decks, to cast the correct spells, so they can send all of those monsters and villains down 2 hell.

[Chorus 1] This game aint fun, welcome 2 wizard 101! Where every1 keeps naggin, wish they would fight and stop bragin. Merle and Malistaire are old, but theres still lots of stories untold. The battle will soon begin, I wonder who is gonna win. [wait mor about...

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[repeat, then wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do 1st verse]
The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1.

[chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die.

[Wait 4 about 16 more seconds, then do verse 2]
Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From...