Hilarious Eclipse Trailer Parody!!! Hahaha!

added by Renesemee717

Note: i am not a twilight hater. i luv twilight! so dont gt mad at me PLEASE! i just thought tht it was really funny.

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hysterically

funny

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HotStunner, LOLerz25 and 3 others like this

myjac So funny

Renesemee717 i know, right?

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Love at First Book Chapter 3 and 4

posted by DJangelgirl

Chapter 3
Imprint:
I was in math class and couldn't wait until school was over. Most of my classes went by fast because I was thinking about Jacob.
He was everything I wanted and he looked at me like everyone else disappeared. Thats when I took out my New Moon book. In the book Jacob say's that when werewolf's imprint it's like you've never seen the sun until then. But it's just a story.
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Part Hannah:
We were out hunting. Me,Anthony,Malik,and Mika. It had been 15 years since me and Malik joined Anthony and Mika. But only 4 since Laurent was killed. Laurent was Anthony's and Mika's uncle,...

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Renessme

posted by edward-lover456

renessme cullen

hey guys thanks so much for taking the time to read this pls tell if you like it!
Renessme
i met you yesterday down at lapush beach
but now i see you belong to the blood suking leach
when he left i saw you die inside
now that i see you'r not trying to hide anymore he comes back
what is it that i lack
i see you are engaged
so i had to see if you had feelings left for me i gave you a kiss
and it must have hurt him but now i see you go back to him
and all of them
now i see you get marred and have you'r baby now that i see her
she makes me feel the way you did i can be happy like i used to be with my renessme

jacob black

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Love At First Sight

posted by xXjakeloverXx

Sorry, its kinda long, but stick with it and let me know if there should be a Chapter two!!

I stared out the window, my mood matching the gloomy weather outside. I took in the lush green landscape of Forks, Washington, as it flew past my window. My dad was a professor who was fascinated with old Indian legends. We were on our way to La Push, a reservation occupied with Quileute Indians. Apparently, the Quileute’s were descendents of shape shifters, people who could change shapes and become wolves. Yeah right. I wasn’t convinced at all, but my dad was completely sold on the idea. This wasn’t...

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what if bella chose me, jacob black?

posted by bibi1234

why did she have to marry that bloodsucker that leech?! edward cullen doesnt deserve someone like bella swan! i DO!i wonder what would our lives have been if she had chosen me. we would live very happy hhhmmm.charlie wouldve been happy,we are practically family, i just dont know what she sees in that bloodsucker. every night i howl at the moon moaning over how much i love bella.if she had chosen me i wouldnt need her to transform so she could stay with me.i would age with her.we wouldnt need a new beginning. but on the opposite ofthe black side the bright side is i have renesmee. shes so gorgeous,shes everything id ever want.i only want bella to be happy, i really do, so i guess she stays with the bloodsuaker and me with renesmee.