It took a couple of minutes for Pierce & Firearm to make it to Jack's place.
Pierce: *Stops the truck in front of the mayor's building. He grabs five grenades, heavy machine gun with over 1,000 bullets, and a flare gun* You ready?
Firearm: Yes. *Takes two handguns, three smoke grenades, and a shotgun*
Pierce: *Gets out of the truck* Okay. I'm going in first. *Shoots through the door, and kicks it open*
There were thirty guards in the room. Half of them were dead. The other half were taking cover behind a wall.
Pierce: *Runs towards a couch, and takes cover behind that*
Guards: *Shooting at Pierce, and Firearm* Get lost you dumb fucks!
Firearm: No thanks assholes! We'll leave once we kill Jack Kasse! He's a jack ass!
Guard: You said his name twice.
Pierce: *Throws a grenade into the room*
Guards: Get away! *Die*
Pierce: Let's get upstairs! *Runs upstairs*
Firearm: *Follows Pierce*
Pierce: *Gets onto the 2nd floor* Where's Jack Kasse?!!?
Guards: *Arrive*
Pierce: *Shoots the guards*
Firearm: *Shoots the guards*
Pierce: *Runs towards the stairs*
At the top of the stairs were forty guards.
Guards: *Shooting at Pierce. Several bullets hit his armor*
Pierce: *Throws two grenades at once, and takes cover*
Guards: *Die from explosion*
Pierce: *To Firearm* Come on! *Runs upstairs to the 3rd floor*
Firearm: *Uses his shotgun to kill another guard while following Pierce*
Pierce: *Searching around the hallway* JACK KASSE!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!?
Jack Kasse: You better go away now, or else I'll rape you!!
Pierce: Not a fucking chance!!! Just try! I dare you!!
Jack Kasse: There's twelve rooms in this hallway! I'm in one of them! There's no way you'll find me!!
Firearm: *Takes shotgun and shoots open doors at random* We have all day, Jack!
Jack Kasse: So do I! Keep looking!!!
Pierce: He could be hiding behind one of the walls in the room. Shooting through the door won't do anything. *Goes towards the eight room* He maybe in here.
Firearm: *Takes grenade and throws it into the room, in an attempt to blow Jack up*
Pierce: *Hears the explosion, and runs into the room* I think he escaped. *Goes to the broken window, and tries to look for Jack* I don't see him anywhere.
Jack: *Appears behind Pierce*
Firearm: *Turns and see's Jack behind Pierce* Behind you!
Pierce: *Looks behind him, and points his machine gun at him*
Jack: *Takes the machine gun away from Pierce, and hits him in the face*
Pierce: *Dives on Jack, and they wrestle on the floor*
Jack: *Throws Pierce out the window, and flies after him*
Pierce: *Grabs a pole, and slides down, but he gets a splinter from the wood on the pole*
Jack: *Flying towards Pierce*
Pierce: *Grabs the flaregun, and shoots Jack*
Jack: Ah!! *Falls towards the ground*
Pierce: *Moves out of the way, and sees Jack burning on the ground* Okay Firearm! The job is done!! Get down here, and let's go!!
Firearm: *Running downstairs, and out of the hotel*
Ponies: Holy shit! They killed Jack Kasse.
Pierce: No need to thank us.
Ponies: Call the police, and arrest those two!
Pierce: WHAT?!!!? We did you a favor! *To Firearm* We better get out of here before they try to kill us.
Firearm: Good idea.
A pony in a Lambronyni Amigo appeared.
Pierce: Perfect timing. *Runs to the Lambronyni, and stops it* Get out!
Pony: *Gets out of the car*
Pierce: *Gets in*
As they make their escape, a song plays: link
Three police cars begin to follow Pierce.
Pierce: Why is everypony going ape shit? We did them a favor!
Firearm: The world is an odd place.
Pierce: No, this is an odd place. You can go to any city in the world, and it won't be as fucked up as this. I can't understand how, or why millions of ponies live here. Including myself. I hope when we get a new mayor, he'll make this city a better place for everyone to live.
Firearm: I'm just glad Jack's dead. My only regret is that I didn't get to kill him myself.
Pierce: Sorry. I should've let you shoot him first. *Turns left onto the Manehattan Bridge*
Two more police cars join the pursuit.
Pierce: Use my machine gun, and get rid of those cops.
Firearm: *Takes the machine gun and shoots at them*
Police Pony: *Gets shot, and spins out of control*
The other cops pushed the police car that spun out, out of their way.
Firearm: *Continues shooting the cops*
Police Pony 35: *Ducks, but accidentally turns left, and falls onto a lower section of the bridge*
Pierce: Nice shooting. Keep it up.
Firearm: *Continues shooting the cops*
Police Ponies: *Spin out in there cars*
Pierce: I think they're giving up.
Firearm: Thank god.
Pierce: Browning is going to be very pleased when he finds out about how successful we were.
2 B Continued
Pierce: *Stops the truck in front of the mayor's building. He grabs five grenades, heavy machine gun with over 1,000 bullets, and a flare gun* You ready?
Firearm: Yes. *Takes two handguns, three smoke grenades, and a shotgun*
Pierce: *Gets out of the truck* Okay. I'm going in first. *Shoots through the door, and kicks it open*
There were thirty guards in the room. Half of them were dead. The other half were taking cover behind a wall.
Pierce: *Runs towards a couch, and takes cover behind that*
Guards: *Shooting at Pierce, and Firearm* Get lost you dumb fucks!
Firearm: No thanks assholes! We'll leave once we kill Jack Kasse! He's a jack ass!
Guard: You said his name twice.
Pierce: *Throws a grenade into the room*
Guards: Get away! *Die*
Pierce: Let's get upstairs! *Runs upstairs*
Firearm: *Follows Pierce*
Pierce: *Gets onto the 2nd floor* Where's Jack Kasse?!!?
Guards: *Arrive*
Pierce: *Shoots the guards*
Firearm: *Shoots the guards*
Pierce: *Runs towards the stairs*
At the top of the stairs were forty guards.
Guards: *Shooting at Pierce. Several bullets hit his armor*
Pierce: *Throws two grenades at once, and takes cover*
Guards: *Die from explosion*
Pierce: *To Firearm* Come on! *Runs upstairs to the 3rd floor*
Firearm: *Uses his shotgun to kill another guard while following Pierce*
Pierce: *Searching around the hallway* JACK KASSE!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!?
Jack Kasse: You better go away now, or else I'll rape you!!
Pierce: Not a fucking chance!!! Just try! I dare you!!
Jack Kasse: There's twelve rooms in this hallway! I'm in one of them! There's no way you'll find me!!
Firearm: *Takes shotgun and shoots open doors at random* We have all day, Jack!
Jack Kasse: So do I! Keep looking!!!
Pierce: He could be hiding behind one of the walls in the room. Shooting through the door won't do anything. *Goes towards the eight room* He maybe in here.
Firearm: *Takes grenade and throws it into the room, in an attempt to blow Jack up*
Pierce: *Hears the explosion, and runs into the room* I think he escaped. *Goes to the broken window, and tries to look for Jack* I don't see him anywhere.
Jack: *Appears behind Pierce*
Firearm: *Turns and see's Jack behind Pierce* Behind you!
Pierce: *Looks behind him, and points his machine gun at him*
Jack: *Takes the machine gun away from Pierce, and hits him in the face*
Pierce: *Dives on Jack, and they wrestle on the floor*
Jack: *Throws Pierce out the window, and flies after him*
Pierce: *Grabs a pole, and slides down, but he gets a splinter from the wood on the pole*
Jack: *Flying towards Pierce*
Pierce: *Grabs the flaregun, and shoots Jack*
Jack: Ah!! *Falls towards the ground*
Pierce: *Moves out of the way, and sees Jack burning on the ground* Okay Firearm! The job is done!! Get down here, and let's go!!
Firearm: *Running downstairs, and out of the hotel*
Ponies: Holy shit! They killed Jack Kasse.
Pierce: No need to thank us.
Ponies: Call the police, and arrest those two!
Pierce: WHAT?!!!? We did you a favor! *To Firearm* We better get out of here before they try to kill us.
Firearm: Good idea.
A pony in a Lambronyni Amigo appeared.
Pierce: Perfect timing. *Runs to the Lambronyni, and stops it* Get out!
Pony: *Gets out of the car*
Pierce: *Gets in*
As they make their escape, a song plays: link
Three police cars begin to follow Pierce.
Pierce: Why is everypony going ape shit? We did them a favor!
Firearm: The world is an odd place.
Pierce: No, this is an odd place. You can go to any city in the world, and it won't be as fucked up as this. I can't understand how, or why millions of ponies live here. Including myself. I hope when we get a new mayor, he'll make this city a better place for everyone to live.
Firearm: I'm just glad Jack's dead. My only regret is that I didn't get to kill him myself.
Pierce: Sorry. I should've let you shoot him first. *Turns left onto the Manehattan Bridge*
Two more police cars join the pursuit.
Pierce: Use my machine gun, and get rid of those cops.
Firearm: *Takes the machine gun and shoots at them*
Police Pony: *Gets shot, and spins out of control*
The other cops pushed the police car that spun out, out of their way.
Firearm: *Continues shooting the cops*
Police Pony 35: *Ducks, but accidentally turns left, and falls onto a lower section of the bridge*
Pierce: Nice shooting. Keep it up.
Firearm: *Continues shooting the cops*
Police Ponies: *Spin out in there cars*
Pierce: I think they're giving up.
Firearm: Thank god.
Pierce: Browning is going to be very pleased when he finds out about how successful we were.
2 B Continued