*using bowling for soups 1985 beat*
Wahoo, hoo, hoo
Wahooo, hoo, hoo

Trixie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Pervious job as CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she came to Ponyville
Only been with one colt
What happened to her plan

She was gonna be magician
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her flank
In front of Ponyville tower
Her yellow cart is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothin'
Has been alright

Since Twili, and two-bit
Way before Sonic Dash
There was Flutter and Rift
Music still in the good old days
Our two friends in high school
The tell us that she's...