THE GIRL WHO CRIED GNOME

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.
Guy

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*
Robomom

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*
Moofy


She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.
Old GUY

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.
Agent


BACKSEAT DRIVERS FROM BEYOND THE STARS

I made sandwhiches!
ZIM

I just noticed you were closer to earth...

first he was invader scar
so in a envy for power the tallest scar desided to make a growing syrum then wile it was brewing he went to check in shd (semingly harmles droid) pronunsed shid he edited its wireing then went to the syrum he drank it then a week later he was as tall as the tallest he requested a video feed from the tallest requesting power but they denied the requested power then thrown to a prison with amputated legs riped skin over his mouth one ripped anteni he called shd and shd got over there and did repairs on scar he rebeled and stole a voot cruiser and landed on earth scar...

Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do you have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do you always blame me? Hey what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not by themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are you OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...

Character Guide: *ahem* Something completely pointless you write when you're very very VERY bored, with no possible meaning to other people who are already fans of the show/movie/book who will find something like this quite useless indeed.

Here I go...

ZIM: (Richard Horvitze) EXACT stereotype of hollywood aliens/martians. Green skin, antennae, huge eyes, shortage of fingers, and no ears make up this little alien with big personality. Zim is the kind of cartoon character where he's very dumb, but he thinks he's a feakin' genius. He has little or no people skills, subtlety, or humbleness, but that's...

("talking" 'thinking')

This will contain zadf and zagr and a hint of datr, for a warning for haters

At school Dib and Zim are in class and waiting for Miss. Bitters to arrive everyone Zim is still in the hoodie. Dib is talking to Tak and Zim is reading a manga book (like he would read a regular book). Then Miss. Bitters comes out behind her desk all scary like
Miss. Bitters: "class today we will be learning about Shakespeare and his horrible ending productions can you filthy children name some"
Zim raises his hand and Miss. Bitters calls on him
Zim: "Romeo and Juliet, Henry, Winter`s Tale, Hamlet,...

I Wake up in a dark room. So dark, that I can’t see the wall I’m laid up against to. I’m tied up, and I’m covered with dust, and dirt. Tubes are attached to random parts of my body, and liquid is flowing through them. I try to stand up, but it’s useless. My legs have absolutely no feeling In them, and I have a headache that could kill a bear. I rub up and down the wall I’m against, and wear away the tape that bound my limbs together, and then I un-wrap the rest of the tape. I feel along the sides of the room, and find a door. I get the tape that was wrapping my body, and fashion...