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123pinky79 ShhhShhhShhh Not Now Son I'm making TOAST!!!!!

lolo641 Miz:"Oook..."

invadersaphhire Xena:GIMME BACK THT TOAST YOU BI*CH!!!!!*claws him up trying to get toast*

lolo641 Miz:*Picks up Xena*"Nice try."

123moo123 i like toast.

123moo123 did u know that was the very first thing membrane said?

invaderanna lol!

InvaderStickly I WANNA TRY SUPER TOAST!

girtotaldrama wer the heck is my toast dad!!!!

dexisawesome son i burt it up *fire alarm goes off*

butterfly307 this [art made me laugh when i saw it

matt21232 ok

shadowcharmer invader shay: *sees pic and starts lhao* omg izy you have GOT to see this... izy: *see it then gets on floor rolls around in circles and laughs like a maniac* invader shay: *gets zim* you have GOT to see this. and get gir too plz. *gir walks in* gir: WHO WANTS WAFFLES? i saw a squirrel! it was going like this: *acts like a squrrel* invader shay: all of you get over here. everyone but izy and invader shay: *looks then ltao*

reno2011 Shhhh not now son im makeing TOAST! that line is awsome

InvaderSparks I like this show....

badgerheart GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!!!!! im not going to eat those AHHHHHHHH A HA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! ok ill eat the wafles

gir389 I <3 toast!

lolanime909 toast is just as good as yugiohs

iPsychic ... Tee-hee! I was watching that today! :D

Vivi-the-Hedgie LOL XD

shadowninja2 toast is a piece of epicness

lovely4770 lol

Zim-Lincecum_31 Epic

ZimGirl19 yes toast.. :) full of philphy human life wonders

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Forbiden Love: Chapter 9 Knowing and the Dance

posted by titanicdragon

Zim's pov

Star stay over I told her she could take the bed but as always she refused.

"The couch is fine Zimmy"

"Well, how am I supposed to hold you!"

I blushed,I didn't mean to say that, but I did love having her in my arms.

She giggled

"Well if that's what you wanted why didn't you say so!"

I blushed, Star seemed to have this power to make ever part of me want her. I asked her, her answer was that it was a gift all girls had. That made sense I mean all the movies where the boy falles madly in love with the girl so quickly.

She also said that I had a power over her and that she loved that feeling....

Invader Grimm: chapter two Rookies

posted by titanicdragon

Zoey's pov

Nothing bad to report, then it happened. I saw Dib being attacked by a Lausenschlage snake creature who seem to have a thing for killing. I goarned just once I wish I didn't have to leave, but he would be a witness.

Dib was yelling in pain.

"You die tonight Grimm" he said

"What Are You Talking About." he yelled

So he was a Grimm.

"Hey ugly how about messing with me!"

It turned

"Two Grimms for the price of one."

"Zoey get out of here!"

The beast lunged but before he knew what hit him his head went flying off. Dib stared in horror.

"You come with me"

"Hell NO"

"You really think you can tell me...

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Forbiden Love: Chapter 6 Fallen

posted by titanicdragon

Dib's pov

I sat next to Star on the bus she was reading The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

"How is it?" Trying anything to get her to talk to me.

"Very good and Dib don't worry about me"

She closed her book.

"I have to if I don't then none will!"

"What about Zim?"

"He can't love you!"

"And you know this how?"

"His an alien!"

"Thats the best you can come up with!"

"Well, I... Yes"

"Thought so and have you two ever tried to get to know each other?"

"I know what he is like! And he hates me!"

"Because you won't stop bothering him even after he told you like a million times that his isn't invading the Earth anymore!...

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Forbiden Love: Chapter 4 Date

posted by titanicdragon

Star's pov

Dib was statring to get annoyed that I was disapper all the time. It had been almost a mouth and half since I moved here and Zim had become my friend. Saddly we couldn't really hang out skool because of Dib, but after skool and on the weekends we did.

He had me over to his base and I met Gir. He remind of my brother Steve innocent and annoying but a little more. He seemed to like me a lot which drove Zim nuts because Gir would hug me for long periods of time,one time he even fell asleep while hugging me. I wondered if he was jealous?

I laughed at the thought. Zim jealous no way. He...

Invader Zim Friends and Enemies part 15

posted by titanicdragon

Zim's pov

They were getting along! I couldn't believe it. I really want Tak out of my base, and have Rose to myself like we had planned. I was angry with her for not telling me that Tak was here. I remember how she told me after years of demon attacks she just knew when she was being watch. I couldn't stay angey at she though. I heared the door close, I turned. Tak was gone and Rose was smiling at me.

"Where's Tak?" I asked

"She went to her base, she will leave us alone and maybe even help with take over the Earth, she still hates your guts though."

"I don't want her help!"

"You owe her that much."...

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The Invader Changes Ch3, Jen's Secert.

posted by pumpkinqueen

Chapter Three, Jen's Secert.

It's been a month since I've started hanging out with Jen. Me and her are really close friends now. Me, Gaz, and her eat lunch together, we all hang out after skool. But she still won't let me walk her home. It's like she's trying to hide something from me. The next day after skool, I followed her too her house. I know, I know I'm horrible for spying on her. But... I have to know what she is hiding from me. I finally get to her house and it's... it's just a small shake... it looks really run down. But... why is she living here? Is her family poor or something? I...

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All to Ourselves

posted by InvaderRaven

I was on my bed when Blink said,"I have a good idea."
"what is it?"I asked
"Why don't we have the party on Planet Meekrob."
I jumped off my bed and said,"That's actually a good idea.Why didn't I think of that?"
"Well lets transmit my fathers and see what they say.
"Ok,I said."
"Oh and Raven,it can't be called Planet Meekrob anymore since its Irkan property.
I sat on a chair and put my boots on my desk,and said,"Just let the Tallest take care of it.Like they always do."
Blink crossed her arms and made a point by saying "You mean when they made Planet Blorch into a parking structure planet."
"Ok,you've...

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We Fell in Lve with the Enemies

posted by Irkans

We’re sorry we never told you about Blink, I’m pretty sure things would make a lot more sense.
No chizz.
We’ll try to talk to her later.
My Tallest I’d prefer if I talk to her know, please.
Fine only because it’s you Raven.
Thank you my Tallest.
I walked towards two steel doors. It had a sign on it that said – Blink’s room
Irkans ONLY!!!
I opened the door and walked into a huge room.
You could’ve knocked. I saw her standing near a window.
Oh, I’m sorry, Blink. Your name is Blink, right?
Yes, its Blink.
Well it’s nice to meet you Blink, I’m Raven.
Nice to meet you too.
So what exactly...

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Invader Dib

posted by invadercalliope

I hope you enjoy!
Oh and theres no meekrob in the story.
Get your popcorn and read
Purple:I AM GETING SICK OF ZIM! LOOK AT THIS OUR BILL!
Red: 20000 monies! Ok we are ending this now!
*calls Zim*
*back on earth*
Zim: HELLO TALLEST!
Red: Ok Zim!
Purple: WE ARE SICK OF YOU
Red: WE NEVER LIKED YOU!
Zim: HUH BUT THE MISSION!
Red: THERE IS NO MISSION ZIM! WE JUST SAID THAT TO GET RID OF YOU!
Purple: AND NEVER COME BACK FROM EARTH OR YOU WILL BE KILLED "invader zim"!
Zim:*antini go down* is that so *turns off transmission*
Red:Well now what?
Zim:Well gir minnimoose and robot bee we are going to stay here for a...

Zim the Savior. part 2

posted by FanBot

the planet ituldyoosue was a scary jail planet that was shrouded in black clouds and had hot, red stone for crust. Zim gave a small gulp and he looked around, being marched to his punishment. he was strapped to a mid evil looking clamp, and the metal sheet below him opened up, and he was dangling by the pole that was holding a pulley that measure how high or low he went. the cell was deep, and it looked like it would hurt really bad if the guards hands slipped.

the rope slowly had him go down, and soon they were out of rope. /i still have almost 20 earth meters to go! Zim thought. suddenly...

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Invader Blink

posted by Invader_K

"Yes my tallest. I will report to you once i'm finished."" Invader Blink said. "Uhmm, yeah. Good luck with that!" the tallest Red said. "Hey! A donut man! Come here!" Purple said waving his arms. The transmission ended and the screen went blank. Blink set foot into her "living room". It had been two human years since she left Irk during operation impending doom. She had heard from Skooge that Zim had cancelled Impending doom.
"Birk! Get me my disguise please!" Blink commanded, and Birk obeying. "here you are master!" Birk said handing her the disguise.
Blink was going to Skool. On the way, she'd...

Lathortia's story

posted by zgfangrl

As I stepped out of the trashed cruiser I had I looked about. Small creatures turned to me
"the goddess!" they exclaimed. I had no clue what they were talking about. I was no fallen angel just a vortian sent to survey the planet and check for life. Granted I did have hair and spiny legs but that didn't make me a goddess.
"welcome! Goddess lathortia! We have waited for you!" a small kne of the creatures holding a staff said as he bowed.
"uh I'm not a goddess I'm a vortian..." I protested there insane assumption. It was odd they knew my name though...
"come" he said and bowed again. A group of...

Invader Stickly (Chapter 1)

posted by InvaderStickly

STICKLY'S POV (On Planet Irk.)
I, Stickly the Irken soldier was training to go to a planet as an Invader. I saw the Almighty Tallest announce who was going to be an Invader. I was very impatient. All I could hear was "Secret planet: Earth" and giggles. Whoever was going to be sent to Earth was not being taken seriously. "Who wants this one?" said Purple Tallest. "I do." I said. He threw a robot unit at me. I never really did like the Tallest. They had that kind of attitude. However I was greatful for the gift I had. I had my own robotic unit. Though I was not an Invader, I still had my unit....

THE BATTLE BEGINS!!!

posted by invaderlin123

lin was nervous she never fought her whole life! but her sister was the greatest fighter she ever knew. ''zim?'' lin tried to communicate with zim in his ship. ''ZIM!'' suddenly a wireless transimission came through ''huh! what is it lin?'' ''um idas pretty strong so....'' ''excatly how powerful is she?'' lin paused and stared and looked at veer. ''um she has two units which means she has more help than ever!'' ''TWO!? SHE HAS TWO? how is that even possible?'' lin did a dissapointing face. ''she stole one'' zim stared at gir strangly who seemed to be playing with his little moose toy. ''why...

I'm just weird....aren't I ?!

posted by invadersaphhire

ooookkkkkaaayyy...this is all at Zim's base,k?

Xena:*shes sittin on the couch,watchin tv*hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!tht guy got beat up by a TODDLER!!!

Zim:XENA!!I TOLD U NOT TO GET ON THE COUCH ANYMORE!!not after last time!!!

Xena:Is it a rule tht I'm not allowed on the couch?

Zim:*irritated twich*yes.

Xena:Unless you MADE the rules,IGNORE THEM!!

Zim:GET OFF THE COUCH!

Xena:thnx 4 the friendly suggestion,but i LIKE the couch!

Zim:GET OFF!!*tries to shove her off the couch*

Xena:FINE!!!*jumps on his head*but...

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My Life Sucks Without You 1

posted by woowie

Sparky, Zim, Gir, and Kat had gone to Florida. They were there because Dib was there, and they were spying on him. Suddenly, the sky got dark. Sparky and Kat started acting strange. The two Lightopian sisters sensed danger. Then, it happened. It started to storm and get very windy. "Zim... uhh... there's somthing I should-"
"Not now Kat!"

Dib ran. There was a flash, and next thing he knew, Zim was facing a category five tornado! The sisters were next to him trembling with fear. suddenly, the four realized they were running for their lives. The tornado picked Kat up. "NO!" Sparky shouted. Zim...

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What Ever Happened To Freindship? pt1

posted by InvaderCynder

*Cynder walks through a park with her freinds Joy and Kendra*

Cynder: *get hit in the head with something* huh? *turns around*

Zim: nice shot, Sasha!

Sasha: thanks Zimmy!

Cynder: HEY! that hurt!

Sasha: well duh!

Cynder: huh?

Kendra: apparently it was supposed to hurt.

Joy: *gets ticked* WHAT!?!?*turns to Zim and Sasha* YOU BULLIES! COME UP HERE AND SEE IF YA CAN DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT GETTING HURT YOURSELVES YA BIG BALONEY!

Kendra: *holding Joy back* come on, girl, it's just a pebble.

Joy: IM GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR **** AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR ******* AND ************** WITH IN ****** THE ********************************...

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invader mika part 4

posted by mikmik2

so i smashed the camera and hid the pieces,it stoped raining so zim found me hiding he told me to come with him so i did and there inside stood a dog named gir watching a show called"the scary monkey show"then his robot form came out and his eyes tuned red and said 'intruder!'then zim came in front of me and said'no gir this a friend'then gir said'zim's got a girlfriend zim's got a girlfriend!' zim was blushing,i laughed so we all sat down when zim told me to stay here i did so when he came back up from his lab he made me my very own S.I.R he toold me i could need some help so i was about to go but it rained but then something amazing happened it snowed when zim saw it...

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invader mika part 3

posted by mikmik2

i awnserd the door and there stood a gift when i opened it a flash of light passed through me and i woke up it was night and i looked at my hand it looked like zim's hand three fingers and a black glove! i quickly ran to the mirror and i saw i looked just exactly like an irken!so when i made a perfect duisgise it was morning and i walked to skool when i sat down zim said "did you like your present mika"then i replied"a little" when i was about to scratch my desk i claws started coming out and in like a cat so when the bell rang it rained so when i went out before i can go out zim warned me...

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invader...mika?!?!?!?!?

posted by mikmik2

it was 4:00am and i was wide awake watching invader zim my parents don't know i am in love with zim but they do know i am a HUGE fan of IZ so they were asleep and i was sitting on the couch with all my invader zim toys and gadgets as it was on i fell asleep so i woke up and i did my morning routine i thought that it was going to be a original boring day until i came to this school but it was spelled wrong it was skool i felt wierd my parents weren't home the place was empty and i had a dog until the teacher anounced hello new student annouce your name to your new classmates until i saw him,it was zim!my heart started pounding as i annouced my name so the teacher told me to sit next to zim i was so in love i rushed to my seat as the teacher was talking about the big bang and saying doom doom doom i just stared at zim and zim stared back as he looked at me i quickley looked at the teacher but then zim told me...