'Invader Zim: Enter The Florpus' Promotional Photo

"Mopiness of Doom" by Danielle Koenig

EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for you to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess you can hide there... HEY WAIT! NO! Stay where you are!

ZIM: Or what, you're gonna stop me with your oven mitt?

DIB: It's not an oven mitt, you lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power....

Lets have a little think about this situation, shall we?

I'm sure we can all come up with a hundred and one examples of Jhonen Vasquez giving contradictory explanations for certain things about the show. Thats the way he is and, lets be honest, that makes things interesting for us as fans. But lets assess the Bloody GIR situation without the death threats...

The official reason for Invader Zim being cancelled was low ratings. That was the reason officially released by Nickelodeon. Now, we all have our conspiracy theories. Of course, it is entirely possible that Nickelodeon cancelled the show...

Zero shot his cannon, but missed Zim.

Zim climbed on the back of Zero's ship with drawing any attention. Zim got in the ship and called Gir in.

Gir: Awwww, [Mode Changes]You're Lucky Kid[Mode Changes back]

Gir runs away to Zim

Z-9 gets up and runs screaming.

Zim: Gir, look at all the shiny objects.

Gir's eyes widened and sparkled, he ran through everything, tearing stuff up.

Zero: What the freaking heck is wrong with this ship.

Z-9: I FIX IT

Zero: No, Z-9, I'll deal with it.

Zero walks to the back of the ship and finds Zim and Gir.

Zero: OH YOU HORRIBLE STINK FILTHS

Zero grabs Gir and throws him into the...

*At Skool*

Zim:uhh I'm Bored

Gaz:M3 2

Dib:Me 3

Rubii:Maybe We Should Do Something After Skool

Dib,Gaz And Zim:Wht?

Rubii:Lets Have A Pool Party After Skool At 4:30P.m

Zim:Good

Dib:Idea

Gaz:But Were Should We Do The Pool Party

Dib:Lets Do It at My House

Zim: *Smirks*Good Idea Dib-Worm

Rubii:Yeah Good Idea

Gaz:Ok Guys!Now Wht Should We Eat For The Pool Party

Dib:I Know! PIZZA!

Zim:Yes! Pizza

Gaz:AWESOME IDEA Dib

*Tak Spyes*

Tak:Uhh! Their Planning To Do A Pool Party WithOut Me >:(

Carolina:I Know Tht is So Not Fair

Erick:Uhh DOrks!

Melissa Nar: I Know

*After Skool All The Class Leave The Class And Go To The Buses*...