1x18b 'The Sad, Sad Tale Of Chickenfoot'

Here i have some examples of gir's greatness.gir is awesome because he wrote the DOOM song.he is awesome because he LOVES tacos.HE is awesome because he knows how to PARTY.so if one of buddies tells gir is too stupid and childish for zim,u can slap across the face and tell them wat zim has always said,"YOU LIIEE!"sure gir isnt smart or mature,but when that tv screen he makes people laugh so hard that their guts bust and their eyes melt from his cuteness.he is funny and people loved him and still do.so if nicktoons hadnt brought invader zim back,their'd be long faces all over U.S.so all im tryin to say is thanx nicktoons for bringin zim and gir back to earth.

It was an ordinary (If that!) day, and Zim was walking home from Skool, when he passed an abandoned, haunted house. There was music inside, and Zim whent in.

What he saw surprised him- Lightopians, thousands of them! The music, which was playing Kelly Clarkson's, I Do Not Hook Up, continued to blast-
Oh sweetheart put the bottle down,
You've got too much talent,
I see it through those bloodshot eyes,
There's a cure you'll find it...

The Lightopians spotted Zim, and started yelling all at once- "TAKE ME HOME! TAKE ME HOME!" Zim left as quickly as possible, not knowing he was being followed.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The song was ORIGINALLY suposed to be Feel Good Incorperated by The Gorillaz, but then I Do Not Hook Up by Kelly Clarkson came into my head... LOL!