1x17a 'Megadoomer'

it had been many years after i left earth. all i knew was that Zim was still there, and a new Irken female was accompanying him. i had fixed Cupcake recently, and Ravena had split my soul in half so that i could be, in a way, part human. i knew nothing of my soul sister, so i had begged the tallest to let me go to earth all year. i finally got to, and i was more exited than i had ever been in my whole life.

it took about 6 months to get there, but the fixed Cupcake had kept me company the whole time. when we finally arrived, i put on my human costume even though Zim had spilled my secret the...

Authors Note: This is a little complicated to understand, so read carefully. Also, im taking facts from previous episodes and the never before seen episodes to write this with a little of my own thoughts put in. Enjoy! ( P.S. the woman at the beginning of this chapter is unnamed until a later chapter.)

" Subject Found", said the irken military locater device. On the screen, a pcture popped up a small, green irken teenager. Above the picture, a name popped up. It read,"Zim." "Location,Earth." The womans' jaw dropped open. The women wore a long black trench coat with a black cami and black jeans...

A week later in the cafeteria, at lunchtime I sat by Dib. Dib and Zim were glaring at each other again.
    “Ugh, he bugs me like crazy! Can’t he just go back to his own stupid alien scum home of a planet!?” Dib commented.
    Zim threw his uneaten lunch away as he stood up with anger in his eyes.
    “Uh, oh, this can’t be good,” I said. “This cannot be good at all.”
    Zim walked to our table. Dib left his lunch on the table and stood up to face him.
    “Dib! I’m tired of...

Gaz:Ahh Sigh.Dib: *Stares At Gaz*Ok..Gaz:AHHH SIGH!! Dib: *Drops Book*Wht Is It Now Gaz!?!?! Gaz:I Want U To Buy Me The Game Slave 3!!! Dib:WHT?!?!?? Are U Crazy Gaz:Ur Gana Make Me Cry *Makes Puppy Face FakelY* Dib:Gehh *Covers Face*Fine Gaz:WooHoo
Proffesor Mambrane:If Ur Gana Buy Her A Game Slave Then Gaz Is Gana Have To Go Too To The Store With U
Gaz:Ok
Dib:Fine
*At The Store*
Zim:GIR!!I Said No Tacos
Gir: *Makes Puppy Face*Plzzz
Dib:Huh?Wht Is Zim doing Here At The Store?
Gaz:IDK Just Buy Me The Damn GameSlave
Dib:Fine *Stares At Zim And Looks Away*
Zim:Huh? *Stares At Dib*Its Dib !!! DIB!!!...