1x12a 'Bolognius Maximus'

Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Gaz::Hehe
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng...

Everything I've EVER TOLD YOU about Hawthorn is a LIE.Here's the true story:


It was an odd day,I was only 1 moon(month)old,but my mother couldn't care for me anymore.She decided to seperate my sisters and I,placing us on different planets.My mother begged the tallest of Irk to look after me,they finally agreed...to send me away on my 11th birthday,my name is Malice,youngest princess of 14,on Amiria,but I no longer go by that name,I now go by Hawthorn.
{10 years later}
It's now my 10th birthday,and I've made a plan.I've selected a few irkens who MIGHT go to invade a planet.Who I'll go with,I'm...

I just stood there. Dib opened one eye, then the other, and looked at me in confusion.I stared at him with both anger and comfort."is exposing somebody really worth your life, Dib?"i asked him with grief in my voice.he looked at me, the Zim, then his bloody hands, then me again. i waited patently for his answer."yes and no." he said dryly. i didn't understand what it meant."yes AND no?" i asked, backing up a bit."My life has been set on exposing Zim, but I'm not sure i want to loose it to succeed." he explained quietly. Zim's eyes widened.

"If it's not worth it, than why did you do it?" i...

Lets have a little think about this situation, shall we?

I'm sure we can all come up with a hundred and one examples of Jhonen Vasquez giving contradictory explanations for certain things about the show. Thats the way he is and, lets be honest, that makes things interesting for us as fans. But lets assess the Bloody GIR situation without the death threats...

The official reason for Invader Zim being cancelled was low ratings. That was the reason officially released by Nickelodeon. Now, we all have our conspiracy theories. Of course, it is entirely possible that Nickelodeon cancelled the show...

Zero shot his cannon, but missed Zim.

Zim climbed on the back of Zero's ship with drawing any attention. Zim got in the ship and called Gir in.

Gir: Awwww, [Mode Changes]You're Lucky Kid[Mode Changes back]

Gir runs away to Zim

Z-9 gets up and runs screaming.

Zim: Gir, look at all the shiny objects.

Gir's eyes widened and sparkled, he ran through everything, tearing stuff up.

Zero: What the freaking heck is wrong with this ship.

Z-9: I FIX IT

Zero: No, Z-9, I'll deal with it.

Zero walks to the back of the ship and finds Zim and Gir.

Zero: OH YOU HORRIBLE STINK FILTHS

Zero grabs Gir and throws him into the...

*gir moonwalks into the room while Cupcake plays "Billie Jean" from the radio part in her head*

Gir:She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene! i said don't mind but what do ya mean I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round?

*Gir busts a move before singing again*

Gir:she told me her name was "Billie Jean" and she caused a scene.then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one who would dance on the floor in the round.

*cupcake claps with the beat as gir continues*

Gir: people always told me be careful what ya do and don't go around braking young girls hearts!

Cynder...