1x08b 'Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy'

ACCORDING TO TO INVADERZIMEIPSODES.COM I.Z WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHANGES!HERE IS THE ARTICLE:
Three years ago, Nickelodeon cancelled the popular cult series, Invader ZIM, leaving fans angry and bitter towards the #1 kids network. But after the phenomenal sales of the first two ZIM DVDs, the upcoming action figures by Palisades toys, and the outcry of fans, Nick is bringing ZIM back from the dead. Production has already begun on season three of Invader ZIM. Jhonen Vasquez, the madman behind the series, will not be onboard this time around. Nick president Herb Scannell says that the series ‘takes...

claire: *runs into equipment room and grabs a ton of guns*
vel: really claire?
claire: *hugs guns and hisses*
vel: hahahaha
mark: *grabs som e of the guns*
claire: *rips them out of his hands*
vel: *grabs the guns*
claire: *takes them puts them in her cruiser and atacks both of them*
vel: ahhhhh!
mark: ahahahahaha
claire: ill teach you to tak my guns *tickles them both*
vel: stop stop!!
mark: bahahahahahhaha
claire: hehehehhe *grabs explosives and stuffs them in the voot* well im off to conquer bolderia
mark: hey lets have a race whoever wins gets to date me!
claire: im gonna take a really long time then!...

rocky: wait... what are you talking about that wasnt me irkens cant do that...
king: it was... *bows with all the guards*
rocky: no it wasnt! and stop bowing!
king: as you wish.. and yes it was try and do it again try and move that boulder
rocky: uh... okay *moves boulder*
king: see you have the gift you can move rocks with your mind gifted in earth
rocky: ....
king: the prophecies fortold your arrival at least 5 other irkens came to destroy us and none could do what you can
rocky: i... im confused...
king: the prophecies fortold that one brave irken would come to destroy us but instad he would lead...

IT WAS ROCKY'S FIRST MISSION AS AN INVADER...

purple- okay rocky you have been chosen to go on a special mission
red- you have been chosen to destroy bolderia planet of the rock people
purple- enjoy yourself there quite peaceful
rocky- my tallest youve done me well and i will conquer this planet FOR IRK!
purple- cool
red- *shows rocky a brand new voot cruiser and tosses him the keys* contact us weekly for an update
rocky- *hops in voot cruiser* i will not dissapoint you!*rides away*
2 MONTHS LATER...
rocky- granite diguise yourself
granite- yes master* puts on holographic rock diguise*
rocky- *put on...

lin felt all the pressure up inside her and she just bursted!she charged right at ida. ida dodged then sent shelly after lins unit veer. veer didnt expect it until shelly slapped the back of her head. ''ow!'' shouted veer. she couldnt get up and shelly muttered under her breath, ''heheheh goodnight little android!'' and before she could destroy veer gir jumped in front of veer and took the beating! veer could'nt believe it! shelly grabbed gir and threw him a mile over the ship. ''GIR!!! NO!!!'' shouted veer as he flew though the stars. '''its your turn now!'' veer stood up and charged a energy...

It was about midnight when an Invader Zim episode came on, Dib's wonderful life of doom, my favorite. The only problem, I couldn’t stay awake.
"Gotta stay awake, favorite part comin right up..."I said.
But too late, I was out.
"WAKE UP!” said a familiar voice, I couldn’t remember who though. A list of who it could of been was running through my head, when two green fingers opened up one of my eyes for me. Then I realised who it was, the Red Tallest.
"What the?!?” I shouted snapping straight up.
"You almost slept through the Great Assigning, sleepy head!"

I looked around, my room was blue,...

I was so annoyed with Spyke, my eye started to twitch...my black eye turned red, along with my other red eye...my vampire fangs grew two inches...and my tongue twitched..then wanted to touch someone so I could kill them(one touch of my spiky tongue, and you have an hour to live)! "SPYKE!!",I screamed, "SPYKE, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! WE HAVE TO GET TO IRK, DAMNIT!!"! You can tell I was in no mood for his games. "Hey, you". My eyes widened. I jumped. I was already angry at Spyke, so I would take it out on this jerk! "Hey, you, I said! Turn around.", I then realized it was a girl's voice. I pointed...

"Take your seats." a gray-haired woman announced as earth children began to swarm into the classroom.
"Who is she?" I asked with sudden curiosity.
"Earth Teacher." Zim said sullenly. "I will instruct you in the ways of the earth-people after the school-day is over. Tomorrow is a day in earth-time when we do not come here. It lasts for two earth-days."
I smiled at the way he referred to everything as earth-something.

I began to walk to the back of the classroom as Zim had told me, when the woman rapped a ruler on her desk.
"You, girl. Come here!" she hissed. With my small booted legs I stumbled...

**Before you read, I would just like to add: Art for these stories would be most helpful. What I mean to say is, if you ever have spare time and have even the tiniest spark of inspiration after reading any of my Ume articles, you can make some art to go with a scene, and I would post it on these if possible!**

So, the morning didn't quiet turn out how I had planned.
The night before, I was sent down a long elevator-like shaft to an area in Zim's base he calls my "resting module". I guess thats where I'm sleeping. I'll admit I'm not exactly like other Irkens. I have an unnatural ability Zim had...

When I had finally entered the location in which I was led to believe I could find Zim, it caught me by surprise how gloomy it seemed during that part of the day. At long last I was staring at what seemed to be Zim's base. I cringed at how well-thought out he must have planned to have disguised it so well. I edged past various garden gnomes who's eyes followed my every move. I rubbed my shoulder nervously.

The base was even more detailed and well-crafted from up close. I took a deep breath slowly, and rapped on the door three or four times. Hoarsely, from inside someone screamed,
"GIR! DOOR!...

**This was random. Seriously; got it right off the top of my head, and typed it as I went. Gir is to Sumomo as Zim is to Ume. Sumomo in Japanese means "Plum", hense the relationship between Ume's name with Sumomo's. Ume calls Sumomo Plum as a nick-name almost...**
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Sumomo tapped my shoulder eagerly as we edged near Earth's atmosphere.
"Oh, master Ume, are we there yet?"
"No, Plum," I huffed, the veins in my head throbbing a bit. "We will get there WHEN WE GET THERE. Now sit down and buckle up!" Sumomo did as she was told, and I heard her land on the seat beside me with a metalic thump. I glanced...