1x04a 'Germs'

Here is a collection of Invader Zim quotes especially for you, you pitiful humans!



Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!


Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...


Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?


[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!


Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime....

Well, i had a dream last night. Dib, that big headed kid, was chasing Zim everywhere!luckily, he got away by riding Gir when in his doggy costume.i woke up. "I've only got a little time before Skool!"
i realized. i ran to Skool and got there just in time for first hour. "class,"ms. bitters said" today we will be learning about the end, your doom. doom doom doom doom doom doom doom..."she continued the word DOOM.while she did, the humans played around with each other. i just talked to Zim about the dream."Dib? chasing me?" he asked."uh huh." i answered."that DID happen. was he carrying hand...

Invader Larb

Invader Larb is a very lucky Irken. He was originally assigned to Blorch, home of the Slaughtering Rat People. When he came before the Tallest, though, they recognized him for his increased height and re-assigned him to planet Vort, home of the universe's most comfortable couch.

Sometime during the course of the series Larb successfully conquered Vort, as we see in Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars.

Invader Skoodge

Invader Skoodge is short, fat and ugly. These traits do little to endear him to his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, and in fact they try to get rid of him several times...