1x02a 'Bestest Friend'

I was so annoyed with Spyke, my eye started to twitch...my black eye turned red, along with my other red eye...my vampire fangs grew two inches...and my tongue twitched..then wanted to touch someone so I could kill them(one touch of my spiky tongue, and you have an hour to live)! "SPYKE!!",I screamed, "SPYKE, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! WE HAVE TO GET TO IRK, DAMNIT!!"! You can tell I was in no mood for his games. "Hey, you". My eyes widened. I jumped. I was already angry at Spyke, so I would take it out on this jerk! "Hey, you, I said! Turn around.", I then realized it was a girl's voice. I pointed...

"Take your seats." a gray-haired woman announced as earth children began to swarm into the classroom.
"Who is she?" I asked with sudden curiosity.
"Earth Teacher." Zim said sullenly. "I will instruct you in the ways of the earth-people after the school-day is over. Tomorrow is a day in earth-time when we do not come here. It lasts for two earth-days."
I smiled at the way he referred to everything as earth-something.

I began to walk to the back of the classroom as Zim had told me, when the woman rapped a ruler on her desk.
"You, girl. Come here!" she hissed. With my small booted legs I stumbled...

**Before you read, I would just like to add: Art for these stories would be most helpful. What I mean to say is, if you ever have spare time and have even the tiniest spark of inspiration after reading any of my Ume articles, you can make some art to go with a scene, and I would post it on these if possible!**

So, the morning didn't quiet turn out how I had planned.
The night before, I was sent down a long elevator-like shaft to an area in Zim's base he calls my "resting module". I guess thats where I'm sleeping. I'll admit I'm not exactly like other Irkens. I have an unnatural ability Zim had...

When I had finally entered the location in which I was led to believe I could find Zim, it caught me by surprise how gloomy it seemed during that part of the day. At long last I was staring at what seemed to be Zim's base. I cringed at how well-thought out he must have planned to have disguised it so well. I edged past various garden gnomes who's eyes followed my every move. I rubbed my shoulder nervously.

The base was even more detailed and well-crafted from up close. I took a deep breath slowly, and rapped on the door three or four times. Hoarsely, from inside someone screamed,
"GIR! DOOR!...

**This was random. Seriously; got it right off the top of my head, and typed it as I went. Gir is to Sumomo as Zim is to Ume. Sumomo in Japanese means "Plum", hense the relationship between Ume's name with Sumomo's. Ume calls Sumomo Plum as a nick-name almost...**
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Sumomo tapped my shoulder eagerly as we edged near Earth's atmosphere.
"Oh, master Ume, are we there yet?"
"No, Plum," I huffed, the veins in my head throbbing a bit. "We will get there WHEN WE GET THERE. Now sit down and buckle up!" Sumomo did as she was told, and I heard her land on the seat beside me with a metalic thump. I glanced...

So, we finally land on Mars. Spyke wakes up, and starts running around the planet! "SPYKE! Will you stop being annoying for one second!? My TALLEST!!!(you know how we say "My God" lol) JEEZ!". And that seemed to calm him down. Those same words were used every day, it seemed. I glanced around for a little bit. I was about to take my first step...BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! "HOLY IRK, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?", I screamed, "NO PEOPLE TO DESTROY!!! JUST A LIFELESS ROCK!"-BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!! At this point, I was getting annoyed. "GrrrrRRRR....RAWR, SHUTUP YOU STUPID PAK BEFORE I...I...oh, right. I'm...

THE NEXT DAY AT SKOOL

Everyone is there except for Zero.

Kid: Hey, Where's Zero

A small earthquake occurs.

Zim: Huh, What's Going on

Another Earthquake comes.

Everyone looks out the window.

They see bombs falling on the city and more and more explosions explode.

Zim and Dib hear a very faint evil chuckle.

Zim runs out of class. Dib follows.

Dib: What's this about, Space Monster

Zim: This has nothing to do with Zim

AT ZIM'S LAIR

On Zim's screen is Krazy Taco, GONE KRAZY, with an unidentifiable person on top of it.

Zim zooms in on it.

The Transmission is bad, and really, really poor quality

Zim: I can't tell...