1x01 'The Nightmare Begins'

So, there have been a few problems in this spot lately. And some of you seem to think that I am the root of them. So this is an open letter to anyone who wants to read it about the problems in this spot.


Problem Number One ~ Miscategorised Content: Not In The Right Place

A lot of people have been posting their Invader Zim stuff in weird places. Here is a guide to what each section of this spot is for:

Videos~ Well, obviously for videos!

Images~
Photos: for photos of the characters of Invader Zim, or episodic stills, or photos of Invader Zim merchandise that you own.
Wallpapers: for computer wallpapers...

After Skool was over both zim and Gaz had decided to walk together to zim's House. They both walked in silence and felt awkward but thought it was best to keep it that way. Before they left, Gaz told Dib she wasn't coming home till 9:00 at night, and of course Dib began to think the worst. He worried of what Zim might do to her without him there to protect her but she guaranteed him that nothing will happen, knowing that Zim is smart enough not to mess with her.

Besides Gaz has a project to do and she will not risk failing it by some stupidity Dib might do that might really piss off Zim. She...

As zim walked home from skool he has been thinking of how to encourage Lard Nar (leader of the Resisty) to assist him destroy every Irken that dared to laugh at him behind his back. The Resisty hated the Irkens too which meant it would be hard for zim to influence The Resisty to team up with him, a rival.
Zim signed at the last thought and open the door to enter his base; of course Gir was in the couch watching his Scary Monkey Show like always.

"Gir, was there any response from the resisty?"

"I donno" Gir said not taking his eyes from the TV.

"I thought I told you to... Oh forget it, I'll check...

Zim stared at Gaz's reaction toward Ms. Jackson. He was impressed of how much fear the human can cause to others, he enjoyed it and at the same time it angered him because he wanted to be the one who would cause fear and destruction towards the humans.

She is not like any other filthy human on earth; she's different, in an evil kind a way. 'If Gaz were an Irken Invader she would be able to take over more than 10 planets in a snap of her fingers' he thought as he observed her.

Gaz felt his stare and turned to face him, she gave him a glare but Zim didn't look away instead he smirked at her....

Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My Heart Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A Question Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's Heart <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...

(age 5)

Cynder woke up with a long yawn.she hopped off of her bed and headed for her mom and dad. they were nowhere to find in the entire mansion. she hummed "beautiful soul" to calm her nerves as she wondered around outside trying to find her parents. after five minutes she finally found them...in the graveyard. they had past away while she slept. tears came to her little eyes as she walked away. she arrived at the tallest home and burst into the room where Purple and Red were eating donuts. "i want revenge!" she screamed at the top of her voice.

She began training the next day. at first she...

i woke up and packed up the couch. Cupcake had already woken up and left. the room smelled of liver and onions. i stuck out my tongue in disgust and headed out the door."by Cupcake see you after Skool!" i called out. "BY MASTER!" she called back.

i bumped into somebody and we both fell over backwards."sorry!" i said quickly.it was Bell.she was a classmate now so we saw each other a lot."it's ok." she told me as she got up. i got up too and we met each others face."where you heading?" she asked out of the blue."uh...Skool." i said, almost forgetting."oh, ok. wait, it's this way?" she seemed...

"What are you doing here, Doofinsmirts?" Kat asked the Man."i thought you were dead!" he sent back."as did i, Doofy."she admitted. The platypus kicked her in the head and she fell over."Perry the Platypus! shame on you!" the man scolded. Perry shrugged.i knocked the dude down."whoa!"he screamed as he fell.the platypus nodded to me and grabbed Kat."lemme go, Perry!" she screamed, using her arm to send him flying. she was amazingly strong."as for you..." she trailed off, looking my way. she got up and ran to me, getting ready to punch me. as a reaction, i did the same. we punched each other...

"Perry the Platypus?" Kat screamed angrily in question.the platypus made the weird chirping noise again and jumped up onto a beam.and, of course, i got inspired. i flipped myself upside down and kicked Michu multiple times in the head until he fell over."Michu!" Kat cried out. i headed toward Tuff Dood." Tuff Dood, look out!" she warned the Lightopian. the platypus kick tripped her, making her fall off the beam. I saw Bell jump and catch her so that she didn't fall to her death.

Tuff Dood had Zim in a head lock and Zim's neck was about to snap. "HEY TUFF DOOD!CATCH THIS!" i taunted, jump kicking...

(This is all in Gir's point of view!)

Cynder looked as shocked as my Master looked displeased.I was still hiding behind her leg when i saw that Cupcake had gotten here. i guess i didn't notice."just so you know" started to play in my head, but thankfully not out loud.i wanted to run to her, but i didn't dare leave the safety of Cynder.

I looked at the girl, and suddenly started having a flashback. it was of me and her playing together. but i looked different.i was...smaller. more S.I.R.-like.was what she said about me being stolen true? i had to know.

Finally, i let go of Cynders leg and strongly...

Zim walked to the High Skool, DIb right behind him. this made him uncomfortable so he stopped and made Dib trip, breaking his glasses. "oh no, dad's gonna kill me!" Dib flustered.

"maybe you should have gotten small plastic eye helpers, Dib human!" Zim laughed and walked on.

when they got to class, there teacher Ms.Sour was a bit sour as usual. "you're LATE, Dib." she scolded, completely ignoring Zim. Dib was about to say something when she put the "Dunce" hat on his head and pointed to the stool in the corner. she grumbled something and went to sit down. Zim tripped him with an evil smile....

king: tie him up and bring me the monitor*guards bring out large screen and tie rocky to a chair*
rocky: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
king: watch! *turns on projector*
(the monitor shows the destruction of one planet for irk millions of aliens running and screaming as they were anilated)you see irk did this that was a planet of peaceful people they were willing to live in the irken society did irk let them no they didnt this is why bolderia wants to conquer irks planets because we let them live! irkens are monstrous creatures they kill or imprison every other living species cast off your diguise irken!...

"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned by an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the...

It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The music faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my favorite song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...

ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he seat pushes Gir away, Gir screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs Gir by the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting more and more buildings on fire and blowing up more and more stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...

D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought you said it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought you said I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what you think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...

I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank you for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. Cupcake got up and came over next to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." Cupcake spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and Cupcake Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...

*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: more of *sniff* you and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and you know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust you more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: YOU JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...