1x01 'The Nightmare Begins'

This story takes place when Zim and Dib are 17 and Gaz is 16.


Shivers are sent down my spine as the cold evening breeze rushes past me. I take a look around, below me. 9 stories down. Families walking and running with their dogs and children. So i stop and think, do i really need to scar these children with my lifeless body and blood hitting the pavement? No, it doesnt matter, they'll just grow up disacrating the loner. The one who wants to be alone but desperatley needs interatcion with others, but wont let them in, fearing they with just hurt her. Throw her aside, just like her mother and...

ACCORDING TO TO INVADERZIMEIPSODES.COM I.Z WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHANGES!HERE IS THE ARTICLE:
Three years ago, Nickelodeon cancelled the popular cult series, Invader ZIM, leaving fans angry and bitter towards the #1 kids network. But after the phenomenal sales of the first two ZIM DVDs, the upcoming action figures by Palisades toys, and the outcry of fans, Nick is bringing ZIM back from the dead. Production has already begun on season three of Invader ZIM. Jhonen Vasquez, the madman behind the series, will not be onboard this time around. Nick president Herb Scannell says that the series ‘takes...

claire: *runs into equipment room and grabs a ton of guns*
vel: really claire?
claire: *hugs guns and hisses*
vel: hahahaha
mark: *grabs som e of the guns*
claire: *rips them out of his hands*
vel: *grabs the guns*
claire: *takes them puts them in her cruiser and atacks both of them*
vel: ahhhhh!
mark: ahahahahaha
claire: ill teach you to tak my guns *tickles them both*
vel: stop stop!!
mark: bahahahahahhaha
claire: hehehehhe *grabs explosives and stuffs them in the voot* well im off to conquer bolderia
mark: hey lets have a race whoever wins gets to date me!
claire: im gonna take a really long time then!...

rocky: wait... what are you talking about that wasnt me irkens cant do that...
king: it was... *bows with all the guards*
rocky: no it wasnt! and stop bowing!
king: as you wish.. and yes it was try and do it again try and move that boulder
rocky: uh... okay *moves boulder*
king: see you have the gift you can move rocks with your mind gifted in earth
rocky: ....
king: the prophecies fortold your arrival at least 5 other irkens came to destroy us and none could do what you can
rocky: i... im confused...
king: the prophecies fortold that one brave irken would come to destroy us but instad he would lead...

IT WAS ROCKY'S FIRST MISSION AS AN INVADER...

purple- okay rocky you have been chosen to go on a special mission
red- you have been chosen to destroy bolderia planet of the rock people
purple- enjoy yourself there quite peaceful
rocky- my tallest youve done me well and i will conquer this planet FOR IRK!
purple- cool
red- *shows rocky a brand new voot cruiser and tosses him the keys* contact us weekly for an update
rocky- *hops in voot cruiser* i will not dissapoint you!*rides away*
2 MONTHS LATER...
rocky- granite diguise yourself
granite- yes master* puts on holographic rock diguise*
rocky- *put on...

lin felt all the pressure up inside her and she just bursted!she charged right at ida. ida dodged then sent shelly after lins unit veer. veer didnt expect it until shelly slapped the back of her head. ''ow!'' shouted veer. she couldnt get up and shelly muttered under her breath, ''heheheh goodnight little android!'' and before she could destroy veer gir jumped in front of veer and took the beating! veer could'nt believe it! shelly grabbed gir and threw him a mile over the ship. ''GIR!!! NO!!!'' shouted veer as he flew though the stars. '''its your turn now!'' veer stood up and charged a energy...

It was about midnight when an Invader Zim episode came on, Dib's wonderful life of doom, my favorite. The only problem, I couldn’t stay awake.
"Gotta stay awake, favorite part comin right up..."I said.
But too late, I was out.
"WAKE UP!” said a familiar voice, I couldn’t remember who though. A list of who it could of been was running through my head, when two green fingers opened up one of my eyes for me. Then I realised who it was, the Red Tallest.
"What the?!?” I shouted snapping straight up.
"You almost slept through the Great Assigning, sleepy head!"

I looked around, my room was blue,...

I was so annoyed with Spyke, my eye started to twitch...my black eye turned red, along with my other red eye...my vampire fangs grew two inches...and my tongue twitched..then wanted to touch someone so I could kill them(one touch of my spiky tongue, and you have an hour to live)! "SPYKE!!",I screamed, "SPYKE, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! WE HAVE TO GET TO IRK, DAMNIT!!"! You can tell I was in no mood for his games. "Hey, you". My eyes widened. I jumped. I was already angry at Spyke, so I would take it out on this jerk! "Hey, you, I said! Turn around.", I then realized it was a girl's voice. I pointed...