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1x01 'The Nightmare Begins'
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invader zim
nickelodeon
season 1
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1x01
the nightmare begins
2001
Kat limped to the bathroom, she couldn't walk right because of her broken leg. "Jade thinks she can steal my idea! Well I'll show her!" she mumbled.

Zim was a bit shocked when she returned, for she was wearing a blue dress with green sleeves, which the dress part was green, too, blue lipstick, blue hair pulled back into a short ponytail, and green shoes, mascara, blue eyeshadow, and blush.

She looked- amazing. She stood on her desk. No one looked up. "Ehem!" she said again. Still, no one looked. "YOU IDIOTS! LOOK AT ME!" she shouted. She never said the word 'Idiot'. Everyone looked up, shocked...
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posted by InvaderCynder
our judges besides the audience: Grim, Billy, and Mandy!and our guest star, Firestar, leader of thunderclan!

mandy: hmph. how did you talk me into this, billy?

grim: thoses stupid puppy eyes get us eerytime! grrr...

billy: HI MOM!

firestar: eek! twolegs!

first up is Zim!

Zim: YES! i will be singing "Just so you know" by "Jesse McCartney."

I shouldn't love you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.*small music break*I shouldn't love you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.and i don't...
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Seeing Gir reminded Kat of her own family. She began to have a flashback:

"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" said Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- or did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from day one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!

But when she arrived at Earth, it all seemed to fade. So was her eyesight and hearing, and she collapsed. Fainted.

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posted by Invader-Tak
'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are you with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first day and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but by the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the bell rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.
posted by Invader-Tak
Inside was a classroom.
An old scary lady who I suspect is the teacher started glaring at me and said:
'Welcome Jade. Class this is our new student, Jade.' I didn't know what was happening but I decided to go with it.
I walked in.
'Hi.' I whisper while waving my hand.
'I'm Ms Bitters.' the teacher scowled. 'Now go sit in a spare spot. How 'bout next to Zim.' and she pointed to a familiar and strange green kid.
I did as I was told.
'Now class, today we will be talking about the end. Your doom, doom, doom..' continued Ms Bitters and soon she drifted off.
There was something very strange about this green...
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posted by Solo28
It was a normal day, for Zim and Gir, anyway. Gir was playing with piggy. Zim was in the lab working on a way to destroy the humans. All was as it should. Until...
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Gir ran screaming to Zim. He didn't stop screaming ether.

“Gir! Stop screaming!” Zim shouted over Gir's shrill, loud screams. Gir stopped and just whimpered with a sad look glued to his face. “What do you want?”

“We're all out of Oven Bake Taquitos! They all gone!” Gir sobbed.

Zim sighed. “And I'm assuming Krazy Taco is closed?”

Gir nodded.

“Alright.” Zim replied. “We can go to the 'grocery...
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posted by SweetSponge
They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone home
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space
Ou ou ou outer space
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer space
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...
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Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do you have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do you always blame me? Hey what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not by themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are you OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...
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posted by woowie
I was asked to spread the word by a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT said anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, or anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for you guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't you allergic to
chocolate?...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a knife in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" cupcake asked. she...
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(as we all know i John landed on earth and came to take over the world i can take over bodies and walk though walls and go in to the realm of shadows this is going to be fun log out)[b] As i walk to school i noticed some irkens walking to my teeth extend and bout to attack then i see some things looking at me don't know what they are but look tasty looking at how health they are. Then i look back to the irkens then i ask,"what's is you name ," i asked them both.???1 said,"invader Zim and you better learn it ok," "and yours my dale," "ahh my name is invader Cynder," "thank you for your time" Then as soon as i walk a way a Lightopian rubs angst me, "whats your name," it said,"kat""and you are dead," "that's right prince John of the vampires i think i know you."



To be continued.... and you got to lessen to this link really.
posted by Diblover111
    MiMi sighed. Ugh, the dilemma. Stuck on Earth, ship destroyed, and she really didn’t think Tak was coming back anytime soon. OK, options. One; go to Zim. NO! Tak would destroy her, and besides, he would only make things worse. Two; stay and do nothing. No, that would get her nowhere and would endanger the mission. Three-.
    MiMi’s thoughts were interrupted when a bright light suddenly came on. She looked up and saw it was coming from the window of the kid with the abnormally large head. Dib was his name, yes.
    MiMi jumped...
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posted by mikmik2
it was as early as it can get so i woke up packed up and went torward zims house with my s.i.r in a cat duisgise but then i bumped into zim zim brought a backpak too and his s.i.r in a dog costume i just said"well this is awkward"
then zim replied"yep...so are you ready to go camping?"he said i nodded and there we went.me and zim chatted about our lives while walking to the camp site a little far from the city i said"almost there we just need to hike up this hill" so zim followed.then at the top there was a beautiful site me and zim just gazed there then we continued i saw the perfect place to set camp then i said"this looks like a good spot to camp" so there zim helped me make a tent and i helped him make a tent.
TBC
posted by mikmik2
so i smashed the camera and hid the pieces,it stoped raining so zim found me hiding he told me to come with him so i did and there inside stood a dog named gir watching a show called"the scary monkey show"then his robot form came out and his eyes tuned red and said 'intruder!'then zim came in front of me and said'no gir this a friend'then gir said'zim's got a girlfriend zim's got a girlfriend!' zim was blushing,i laughed so we all sat down when zim told me to stay here i did so when he came back up from his lab he made me my very own S.I.R he toold me i could need some help so i was about to go but it rained but then something amazing happened it snowed when zim saw it...
added by zagrfreak94
Zim was walking home from school. It was the last day. He heard something shout, "Give it back!" Zim found himself in front of a small, pink, furry, 12- year- old girl. She had blonde hair, shoulder length, with bangs. She was wearing a black shirt with the word "beware" in red on it, jeans, and black and red sneakers.

"If you don't give it back, I'll slug ya!" she yelled, tears streaming from her eyes. "Aww, is the baby gonna cry?" said a bully. Those were not sad tears, these were tears of anger. Electricity shot from her cheeks.

Without realizing it, Zim took out his doom ray and scared...
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posted by InvaderZimFan11
I was walking home from school, watching an Invader Zim Episode on my gameboy. I had wished for my life to be like his. His life wasn't dull like mine.Then, my life saw nothing but black... and then... when I woke up... my adventure began."Class, today we will be talking about your doom, doom, doom..."said Ms.Bitters.Everyone groaned. Even Zim, and he never agreed whith humans... accutlly he never agrees with anyone but the Tallest and... well... himself. Then, lightning hit the floor, everyone freaked back to reality. That only happens when a new student comes. Then the class door opened,...
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posted by woowie
KAT'S WORLD
(first enter)
Kat: Woah. This place is a DUMP!
Dib: Kat, we ARE at the dump!
Kat: Oh... well... I knew that!
Dib: (whispers) No you didn't!
Kat: I HEARD THAT!
Dib: :l
Kat: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF LIGHTOPIANS, PUNY EARTH SLUG!
Danny: Kat! Look out!
*goo lands on Kat*
Kat: Oh yeah, REAL funny!
Danny: You're not mutating either!
Kat: Duh, I'm Lightopian! I DO feel weird, though...
(scene 2)
Danny: Zapnis, your world's under attack.
Zapnis: ... AAAAAAAH!
Spongebob: Zapnis, calm down!
Zapnis: Okay, calmed down!
Kat: *discharges for no reason*
Zim: Eh, Kat? We took care of-
Kat: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
Zapnis: KAT!
Kat: Must... obey... master! *runs off*
Danny: That's not good.
Zapnis: Tell me about it!
(after defeating boss- which is Kat)
Kat: I'm really sorry guys-
Zapnis: Kat, don't worry about it!
Kat: :')
Zapnis: Let's go.
Kat Okay.
posted by InvaderCynder
Next up is Kat!
Kat: Yes! You will bow to the 12- err 27 year old! I will sing "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson!

Guess this means your sorry, you're standin' at my door, guess this means you take back, all ya said before, like how muvh you wanted, anyone but me, said ya never come back, but here ya again,

'CUZ WE BELONG TOGETHER NOW YEAH, FOREVER UNITED HERE SOMEHOW YEAH, YOU GOT A PEICE O' ME, AND HONESTLY, MY LIFE (MY LIFE), WOULD SUCK (WOULD SUCK) WITHOUT YOU!

crowd: *goes wild*
all judges: woah.

Mandy: i never heard that song before. not bad. yes.

Billy: were have i heard that...
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"Sure." Zim said. "Woohoo!" Kat made some yellow, electric, sparkly, mood sticks. "On one condition." The sticks turnde black, "No going into my lab unless I say you can."

"Okay!" The sticks turned bright pink. As they were riding, though, Zim said something that changed everything, "Why were you even kicked off Lightopia in the first place?" The sticks turned deep blue, and died off. "Oh. Everyone hated me." she said, "My mom thought I would be the perfect, most evil alien ever. I came out perfect, but not evil. I was sweet, too sweet. I made Charmdust, the sweetest thing on the planet, jealous....
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