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1x01 'The Nightmare Begins'

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Source: Viacom / Nickelodeon / capped by me

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invader zim

nickelodeon

season 1

episode 1

1x01

the nightmare begins

2001

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irken gaz

added by DMhello

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Miz and zag smeets

added by zagrfreak94

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More hugz

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Invader Rita

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INVADER TaK

added by monkeyrockla

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What Goes On In Gir's Mind...

posted by iPsychic

'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled Gir who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. Gir looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' Gir shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...

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Irken History:The First Irkens,Zim's Impact on Irken History

posted by InvaderNeek01

The Irken race is unable to reproduce and does so now by cloning. It is unknown how they reproduce
d before they learned the cloning process, but it is possible that the first Irkens were born from a queen due to their similarity to insects. The Control Brains are the ones who create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK, which is attached to each Irken's spine to birth them, as seen in the episode Parent Teacher Night. The Control Brains are extremely powerful, even the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest, must obey them,...

Mopiness of Doom script

posted by pumpkinqueen

"Mopiness of Doom" by Danielle Koenig

EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for you to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess you can hide there... HEY WAIT! NO! Stay where you are!

ZIM: Or what, you're gonna stop me with your oven mitt?

DIB: It's not an oven mitt, you lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power....

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The invader falls in love ch15

posted by zagrfreak94

"This is stupid" Gaz said while she poured milk onto her cereal.

Dib had been trying to convince his sister the whole morning to take some spy cameras and put each one in a different room inside Zim's base. As he predicted Gaz had refused to do it, she told him that Zim would right away discover that she is helping him and might not allow her to go to his house again. Which is something Gaz didn't want, she doesn't want to work on the project by herself.
"Come on Gaz, all you have to do is put these spy cameras somewhere Zim might not see it. Gir did it last time for me, if that stupid robot...

Bubblegum Chapter 3

posted by RealCosmic

Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...

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The invader falls in love ch10

posted by zagrfreak94

*meanwhile *

"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let you know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.

"Very clever Agent Moffman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see you back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed you or something."Agent dark Booty said.
Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in the end. 'Zim destroy...

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The Invader falls in love Ch4

posted by zagrfreak94

"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim said as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim said as he entered his class. The School Bell hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her seat and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach her.

"Hello Dib-sister"...

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Invader Sasha's theme song

posted by SweetSponge

They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone home
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer space
Ou ou ou outer space
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer space
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...

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INVADER ZIM: Jade or Kat?, Chapter 2

posted by Invader-Tak

Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do you have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do you always blame me? Hey what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not by themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are you OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...

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Zim is returning!

posted by woowie

I was asked to spread the word by a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT said anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, or anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for you guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't you allergic to
chocolate?...

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invader cynder fanfic 3

posted by InvaderCynder

"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a knife in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" cupcake asked. she...

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whats up

added by Ikuto_is_hot021

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If I was on invader zim;the things I would do to the characters.

posted by codyfan77

Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and kiss him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.

10 Things to Do On Invader Zim

posted by Aquarius18

1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like Hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that you know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death Star on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill you for that one.

Gemini Myth-1

posted by Purplesim123

Okami, the wolf

Chapter one- Living, Just As Planned
POV Sid
“Beep! Beep! Beep!” the sound of the dream-killing alarm clock in morning made the teen regret buying the annoying thing. Groaning, she turned away from the noise before she realized that this was the fourth time it went off. Heavy, brown eyes slitted open just to squint shut again as a hand rubbed them.

‘No, is it Monday already?’ With a groan, slowly rolled out of bed and changed into her default attire; a random T-shirt, flared jeans, all-star shoes, a light jacket and her purple metallic necklace; a little, sphere...