Burn & Gazel: *Making lunch and watching TV*
TV commercial guy: Hi kids! Are you missing the school's cafeteria food?
Burn: Hell no *Turns off TV*
Commercial guy: *Pops up from under the kitchen bench where they're making lunch* Well you should!
Burn & Gazel: *Yell/scream and hug each other* Eeeeewwwwwwww!!! >~< *lets go*
Commercial guy: Cause guess what! Now you can have cafeteria food when ever you want!
Burn: Is it pizza?
Commercial guy: No
Burn: A different kind of pizza?
Commercial guy: NO!!! IT'S NOT PIZZA!
Burn: O~O.....
Commercial guy: Let me introduce you to "Lunch Lady Selects" a microwavable cafetaria food that you can eat at home.
Gazel: How the hell did you get in here!?!? That's it! I'm calling Hitomiko nee-san! *Takes out phone*
Commercial guy: *Takes phone from Gazel* No you're not. Now then! Tina! Sparkles! Show these kids what the Lunch Lady Selects involve!
Sparkles & Tina: *Pops outta no where from under the bench*
Burn: Seriously!? Is there a tunel down there?!
Tina: Monkey Hoves! *Puts them on a plate*
Sparkles: Some kind of wet meat! *Puts it on a plate*
Sparkles & Tina: *Keeps on putting disgusting food on plates*
Burn & Gazel: *Looks like they're about to throw up*
Gazel: *Grabs the phone from the wall* That's it!! I'm calling the police!!
Commercial guy: *Takes phone* No you're not.
*Two other random people come in*
Guy: *Takes all of the food* This stuff could kill you! *Runs off*
Girl: *Takes Burn & Gazel's actual lunch* Doesn't hurt to diet! *Runs off*
Burn: The hell....? o-o"
Random voice: This has been: Biggest Loser Ruins Your Meal.
Gazel: *Eye twitches*
*Music starts playing and a LOT of people run in and start dancing*
Burn: Seriously? A Flash Mob?! =_="
Gazel: *Picks up soccer ball and turns to Burn*
Burn: *Nods*
Commercial guy: Hey, didn't your parents ever tell you to not play soccer in the hou-!
Burn & Gazel: FIRE BLIZZARD!!!!!
*Everyone gets blasted out of the house and leaves a giant hole in the kitchen wall*
Gazel: *Looks at hole* Do you think Hitomiko nee-san will notice? *Sweatdrops*
Burn: If she does......We'll blame it on Hiroto >->
TV commercial guy: Hi kids! Are you missing the school's cafeteria food?
Burn: Hell no *Turns off TV*
Commercial guy: *Pops up from under the kitchen bench where they're making lunch* Well you should!
Burn & Gazel: *Yell/scream and hug each other* Eeeeewwwwwwww!!! >~< *lets go*
Commercial guy: Cause guess what! Now you can have cafeteria food when ever you want!
Burn: Is it pizza?
Commercial guy: No
Burn: A different kind of pizza?
Commercial guy: NO!!! IT'S NOT PIZZA!
Burn: O~O.....
Commercial guy: Let me introduce you to "Lunch Lady Selects" a microwavable cafetaria food that you can eat at home.
Gazel: How the hell did you get in here!?!? That's it! I'm calling Hitomiko nee-san! *Takes out phone*
Commercial guy: *Takes phone from Gazel* No you're not. Now then! Tina! Sparkles! Show these kids what the Lunch Lady Selects involve!
Sparkles & Tina: *Pops outta no where from under the bench*
Burn: Seriously!? Is there a tunel down there?!
Tina: Monkey Hoves! *Puts them on a plate*
Sparkles: Some kind of wet meat! *Puts it on a plate*
Sparkles & Tina: *Keeps on putting disgusting food on plates*
Burn & Gazel: *Looks like they're about to throw up*
Gazel: *Grabs the phone from the wall* That's it!! I'm calling the police!!
Commercial guy: *Takes phone* No you're not.
*Two other random people come in*
Guy: *Takes all of the food* This stuff could kill you! *Runs off*
Girl: *Takes Burn & Gazel's actual lunch* Doesn't hurt to diet! *Runs off*
Burn: The hell....? o-o"
Random voice: This has been: Biggest Loser Ruins Your Meal.
Gazel: *Eye twitches*
*Music starts playing and a LOT of people run in and start dancing*
Burn: Seriously? A Flash Mob?! =_="
Gazel: *Picks up soccer ball and turns to Burn*
Burn: *Nods*
Commercial guy: Hey, didn't your parents ever tell you to not play soccer in the hou-!
Burn & Gazel: FIRE BLIZZARD!!!!!
*Everyone gets blasted out of the house and leaves a giant hole in the kitchen wall*
Gazel: *Looks at hole* Do you think Hitomiko nee-san will notice? *Sweatdrops*
Burn: If she does......We'll blame it on Hiroto >->