"The Sin Eater"

Ichabod …

... is confused by Abbie’s yelling at an umpire during a baseball game.

"The Midnight Ride"

Ichabod …

... is baffled by the concept of a supermarket. (“My God, where do you procure such massive quantities of preserves? Is there a nearby citadel?”)

... is confounded by the concept of bottled water. (“You paid? For water?”)

... is troubled by wastefulness. (“The extent to which your generation has defiled this earth is truly mind-boggling.”)

... is confused by cell phones. He picks up a can of food when Abbie’s rings.

... doesn’t understand how to end a...