"For the Triumph of Evil…"
Ichabod …
... accidentally fast-forwards and rewinds a VCR tape and can’t stop it.
... doesn’t know who The Sandman is (but says it sounds “barbaric”).
... doesn’t know what to call a receptionist or energy drinks.
... is disgusted by said energy drink after sampling.
... calls a car a “motorized carriage.”
"The Lesser Key of Solomon"
Ichabod …
... doesn’t know what/where Somalia is.
"John Doe"
Ichabod …
... discovers plastic packaging. (“What is this impenetrable barrier around this instrument?”)
... is confused by a sticky Band-Aid
... doesn’t know what a quarantine is. (“This is the stuff of nightmares.”)
... gets way, way too close to a web cam to talk to someone.
... is jazzed after getting a shot of adrenaline (“I like it.”)
Ichabod …
... accidentally fast-forwards and rewinds a VCR tape and can’t stop it.
... doesn’t know who The Sandman is (but says it sounds “barbaric”).
... doesn’t know what to call a receptionist or energy drinks.
... is disgusted by said energy drink after sampling.
... calls a car a “motorized carriage.”
"The Lesser Key of Solomon"
Ichabod …
... doesn’t know what/where Somalia is.
"John Doe"
Ichabod …
... discovers plastic packaging. (“What is this impenetrable barrier around this instrument?”)
... is confused by a sticky Band-Aid
... doesn’t know what a quarantine is. (“This is the stuff of nightmares.”)
... gets way, way too close to a web cam to talk to someone.
... is jazzed after getting a shot of adrenaline (“I like it.”)
"Blood Moon"
Ichabod …
... is fascinated by a lamp’s on/off switch.
... is stunned by the water pressure in a shower.
... is amazed by a hair dryer.
... is amazed by a coffee maker.
... is freaked out while watching Planet of the Apes on a television.
... doesn’t want a doughnut hole but loves it when he tries it.
... is shocked that the doughnut holes cost $4.95 (and he’s really shocked by the tax).
... is curious about fluorescent lights.
... fires one bullet and tosses a gun because he doesn’t know present-day guns hold more than one shot.
Ichabod …
... is fascinated by a lamp’s on/off switch.
... is stunned by the water pressure in a shower.
... is amazed by a hair dryer.
... is amazed by a coffee maker.
... is freaked out while watching Planet of the Apes on a television.
... doesn’t want a doughnut hole but loves it when he tries it.
... is shocked that the doughnut holes cost $4.95 (and he’s really shocked by the tax).
... is curious about fluorescent lights.
... fires one bullet and tosses a gun because he doesn’t know present-day guns hold more than one shot.