House and Cuddy have been dating for about a month now and they wanted to celebrate there month anniversary. And as they waited for their food none of them said anything and the silence was broken by the waiter.

“Grilled Steak with Béarnaise Sauce and French fries.” The waiter said, startling them a little.

“Gee! What are you a zombie?” House paused, putting a hand to his heart, “I almost had a heart attack for Pete’s sake!”

The waiter said nothing and kept his stern, composed face to the task of serving them as properly as one could in this situation. He put down their plates...