Epic Fail

House sat at the bar nursing a glass of Scotch as he had become accustomed to doing as of late. This evening Wilson sat down beside him as House turned up the shot.

"Bartender", House beckoned him, another "Scotch" for me and a "Shirley Temple"for the innocent looking one.

"Wilson", keep the lectures short because I have a hot woman waiting on me at home.

Yes I was wondering why you would be at a bar when you have her waiting for you at home? Then I remembered you are in love with Cuddy.

"You are not as much fun as you use to be Wilson."

"House", I went by the apartment and Dominica said you...

Well, some of you had the idea, I tried to write something.

Cuddy is working in her office when her bleeper sounds : “Wait for you in my office. Urgent”. She looks at it and is surprised when she sees that’s from Wilson. What the hell does he want? She has a lot to do and has no time to lose! Well, he said it’s urgent, maybe a problem with a patient. She stands up and goes to Wilson’s office.
Bip!Bip!Bip! … Bip!Bip!Bip!
-You don’t answer? asks Foreman.
-No, it’s probably nothing important, answers House.
Bip!Bip!Bip! … Bip!Bip!Bip!
-House! Please, look at it, this sound drives me...

New chapter ! Ready to go ? Buckle up !

When Cuddy arrives at the hospital today, she feels uneasy and tense. She has the impression that everybody looks at her. Relax, Lisa, it’s just your imagination, how can they know for you and James ? You really need some days off. She goes to her office. There, she can try to relax and takes a little time to think about last weekend. But she has a lot of work to do, and certain tasks are urgent. She works since an hour maybe, when someone knocks at the door and enters her office. It’s Wilson. What a relief ! She was afraid it could be House. She’s...

From the hearts having hours of
hope, harmony and health,
To the hearts having to
handle hurtful hours,
To the hostile hearts holding
hate, hopelessness and harm,
To the hearts helping
humankind hit happiness and
To the hilarious hearts having
hassle-free happy hours,
Every heart is the same
It lives to love

Crazy because of happiness and pain
Crazy because of the life with you
Crazy because of the thoughts that I love you
We're like the rose with thorns
Loving with the body, wounding with the lips
Crazy because of the brave wishes - you and me

I will kiss your hands,
I will kiss your lips
All that I've got is...

Here chapter 2 of this Wuddyfic! Hope you enjoy it!


They sit down, drink their margaritas without a word. And Wilson, asks her :
-Do you want another drink ? I think I need one actually.
-Yeah, me too. I don’t wanna go home yet, I don’t wanna be alone tonight, she replies and gives him an intense gaze. Her eyes seems to implore him to stay with her tonight or did he imagine that ?
He goes to order their drinks. While he’s waiting at the counter, he sees a group of young men who are laughing, they seem to enjoy their evening. Suddenly, one of them sees Lisa, this guy stares at her and Wilson...

Dream or Nightmare ?
Well, first of all, don’t get me wrong, I’m a Huddy, I want House and Cuddy together, I miss them and the break-up happened only a few weeks ago. I wish they’ll go back together, at least at the end if not before the final.
But some of you give me mentioned a possible Wuddy ? WTF I thought ! Cuddy is House’s woman, she can’t be with another and certainly not with Wilson ! After a while, I found this idea interesting, and last night I dreamt of it. So I decided to write this fic.
Hope you enjoy it !

Cuddy and Wilson are in House’s bedroom. Wilson tries to comfort...

The day had started off with my favorite thing. You snuggled into my body and your lips all over mine. You are so soft and I love the way you fit into me. As the kiss grew more intimate you raised up to excuse yourself to the bathroom for a moment. The feel of you against me I never want to let you go. As you emerged from the bathroom with the news my heart dropped.

The next few words from your lips would change our relationship and our life.

"House", there is blood in my urine. With that "the day", "myself", and "our relationship" began to spin out of control. I didn't realize this was the...

As the alarm went off that morning I rolled over to cut it off and back again to feel for you House. You weren't beside me. Who would have known that would become the theme of this relationship? I called out to you but there was no answer. Where are you I wondered?

You had declared your love in a drunken stupor the night before. As my feet hit the floor and I started toward the bathroom a hand reached out from under the bed and grabbed my ankle.
"What the ...." Out slid a sexy figure from under the bed. "You waited under the bed so you could scare me?" I am in love with a 10 year old.

"Gee I...