Now... i didn’t actually like Monday nights episode that much. It was better than i expected. But still. It wasn’t really on subjects i cared much about, and the medicine was more interesting than anything else, which is probably a good thing for most of you just doesn’t do it for me. I like Foreteen. Not enough for it to hold an episode of the ground for me. And i like Cuddy. Not enough to just sit by and intently watch her jeans like Ducky while nothing much interesting happens. But I’m writing the article. Mostly because i have weird article cravings. Partly because it’s House so when i say “i don’t like it that much” i mean i like it a hell of a lot more than anything else i NEW i had to watch that night, and the standard was a hell of a lot better than anything I could have that i hadn’t seen before. Where as before the winter holidays, i really wouldn’t have had to add that new in. Sorry. New obsession. Doesn’t mean i don’t love you guys as much, it just means my average day goes BtVS-school-homework-BtVS-House. Not House-school-homework-House-House. Suck it up. This is liable to be a very short article. About 3.42 of Huddy time is even a stretch for me to make into 2000 words (my permanent target), and i can relate some extra stuff to huddy but its already been named, lol.


“I Can See Mowgli’s Been Cutting Into Your Beauty Sleep”

Cuddy is in my opinion almost unprofessionally stressed. The fact that she is asking CAMERON to do this stuff is a sure sign of dire times. Really dire times. House was clearly not pleased that she didn’t have time to molly coddle him, or get mad at him, or express any emotion towards him that goes further than annoyance. The only good thing i get from Cuddy’s point of view in this conversation is she just smacked the hamerons faces in a complicated but not so complicated way. She doesn’t see Cameron as a threat, she doesn’t see Cameron as still liking House, and she doesn’t seem to think twice about putting her with House. Now there are two options to this: either she doesn’t care if House gets of with any girl he wants, (*COUGH*LETTHEMEATCAKE*COUGH* - lol Let The Meat Cake), or the other option. Now the other option could be zilllloonnesss of different things. It could be so many things that it puts the numbers the US government has to pull out to save the States from repression to shame. But it basically means she thinks there is no chance whatsoever of Ham. Fun : D. House seemed annoyed and jealous, while keeping the same tone of voice and having about as many expressions as Olivia Wilde on a good day (wow I’m in good humor today). He wanted a reaction. He didn’t get one. He got Cameron. I feel sorry for him. Poor House : (.



I’m sorry i just have to leave aside and paragraph to shout BURN to Thirteen. Cameron OWNED her. I mean literally. You Go Girl!



“Scent Of a Man - I Realize You Haven’t Experienced it Sober"

LOL. I love this scene. they are in there own little world, they might with each other and practically ignore everyone else. Foreman rolls his eyes as if to say “here we go again - i won’t be able to talk to them for another five minutes while they get there kicks from filling there socially blank lives with all the flirting they don’t get anywhere else, and try and cover it up as banter and eye sex and leaning so close to each other you wonder if the phrase “common decency” has ever touched either of there lips, and become sure that if that hasn’t the other ones lips certainly have.” In other words they’re arguing like an old married couple. And in the middle of this rite or ritual that everybody knows not to disturb, Thirteen buts it and everyones like “Oh no she didn’t!” while House and Cuddy are like “WTF? Since when did she get here???” They are actually in shock someone spoke, and they turn around at exactly the same time and you begin to seriously wonder how close they were because if they looked at each other their noses would touch. Or, they would if she wasn’t like five centimeters smaller than him on my incredibly small screen on my incredibly large computer. lol. I think i might make it my icon. Its excellent. Truly insync. Truly a test of “they go into there own little world” theory. We passed. I loved it. And she says sorry afterwards, it’s just amazing that they make it feel like she should say sorry :P. House sighs, and Cuddy looks like she’s just been caught making out and she has to suddenly turn round and unruffle her clothes so its less obvious. And then the look. the look we saw in the promo where there heads turn at exactly the same time to look at each other and they majorly lean in. Any excuse, seriously. And the Cuddy owns House and smiles afterwards, which is really quite sweet.


“I’m Inconveniencing You Because You Inconvenienced Me”

Okay so first. The desk stroking. OMG. Was it just me or did anyone else find that incredibly erotic?? LMAO. Thoughtful. Sad. Thats what OM said. I say erotic. Whatever it was it was great.
Okay so he dragged her in against her will saying “I’m Inconveniencing You Because You Inconvenienced Me”, now if anyone here has read the review of The Greater Good, read on. If you haven’t, stay away until the italics are over.




Doesn’t this seem to be exactly what the reviewer said was happening in the Greater Good, but instead it was Cuddy doing it then and not House?? Is this the start of the teenagery pushing and pulling an general all round childishness that we heard about then?
Seriously, think about it.



She thinks he’s forcing her to choose between her child and himself. And I’m amazed. In thinking that, she admits it’s a choice. And that is HUGE. The big part of this conversation was not the “i’m forcing you to do your job” because i;ve heard House say that so many times and to so many different people I’m beginning to think its lossing its meaning. IT’s the fact that she would have to seriously consider choosing House and her work or her child. Then she becomes bitch slap Cuddy. I love bitch slap Cuddy. she gets all sassy and works up to him in something which i could only describe as a strut, and sorts him out. Excellent. However bitch slap Cuddy lasts all of five seconds until she goes all season 5 Cuddy. I love season 5 Cuddy too. The husky voice. The knowing smile. The happiness that she’s talking to him and no one else. She knows she’s got him but then he bounces back. and then you get the “oh shit did i just forget about my life and my baby because of House? i really shouldn’t have acted that way.” And the return of the bitch slap cuddy. Well not exactly. She just gets all stressed and then there’s a shot of House where you realize in the time between bitch slap cuddy and flirty cuddy he got all Gamesy and did exactly the lean smirk he did way back when. And then she does something and trusts him because she doesn’t have time not to.

Now before my final paragraph, i’d like to say the promo looks great, House is making Cameron his bitch and it is AWESOME, and the promo pictures for both Big Baby and The Greater Good make me want to die inside. Have hope tomorrow is a brighter day, where we shall have more than 3.42 minutes screen time and SEX.


“Let’s Hope The Drugs Work This Time”

The whole thing with the feeling alone thing has been brought up before by EL, but i’d jut like to say it’s an excellent point and Cuddy probably is the reason he is having more bad days. What can i say, Love Hurts.