So this peanut butter vs. jam joke...?

okay it goes roughly like this (altered to make it more fanpop compatible)
guy to girl: whats the difference between peanut butter and jam?
i can't peanutbutter my privates up your erm other type of privates
...now either google and read the real version or think of cruder words for male privates..and think along the lines of back entrance for the girl.
this also comes in different versions of shoving parts down throats etc..be creative! :P

The punchline I heard was "you can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass." an epitome of classy humor that I personally found freaking hilarious. ;)

You can google it. The answer is out there and easy enough to find, but I don't think it's appropriate to put on here. haha

The punchline is, "I can't peanut butter my c**k up your ass!" Because he can jam it up there!

I heard a version of this joke years ago. The cleanest I can write it here is: "Jam doesn't look like poo when u eat it out of a girl's ***hole"

Either way, I love the irony of the man with one of the filthiest mouths in comedy saying that this is the dirtiest joke he ever heard. I wonder what Ted would think of Bob saget's version of "The Aristocrats" :P

based on a real sandwich

I'll modify it for you.
You can't peanutbutter a pencil through a pencil sharpener.

I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass

you can't peanut butter your d*** up her a**

its a real joke, its whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? the aNSWER: i cant peanut butter my dick up ur ass.... think about it..

I have just heard about that joke recently, It is I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass! :p

Yes it is a real joke, but of the not safe for work (nsfw) variety. Basically it goes "What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?" and the answer is "I can't peanut butter my dick up your *ss"

I can't peanut butter my dick up you ass

It really exists. But it's a very brutal joke. ;) If you have to know here you go: "What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You cannot peanut butter someone's ass." ;)

this is true because my boyfriend told it to me and it was so funny i asked him if it would work and if he could try it on me

ooo its exsist

"I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass"

I can't peanut butter my dick in her ass